CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #93

[Koko Ed]

Originally Posted by T. Hoffman

As he listens to his favoritest song ever, "Candy", Ed prays for the day his secret love - the most talented singer in the world, Mandy Moore - finally looks at the X-Cats T-shirt he ripped off and threw onto the stage in 2002 and calls the number he hastily scribbled on it.

As the rest of the team left the school that evening, they could swear they heard Ed softly uttering, "Mandy, soon you and I will be together forever!"

[GaryVoshol]

"Lord, you know I haven't always done right. But if you will just make this autonomous program work, I will change. I will be a better man."

[Dillon Compton]

http://s50.photobucket.com/albums/f3...Picture126.jpg

Ed (at post-kickoff meeting):"Oh holy father who art in heaven, please deliverith unto me a working robot within the time of 6 weeks, a large peperroni pizza with the blessing of extra cheese, and a diet coke. Thanks."

[Conor Ryan]

Who knew it was Karaoke Nite in the Cad Lab?

Staring Koko Ed and the Cad Monkeys:

...A gathering of angels appeared above my head
They sang to me this song of hope, and this is what they said
They said come sail away, come sail away
Come sail away with me
Come sail away, come sail away
Come sail away with me...

[Rick TYler]

"... and bring Woodie a guest appearance at Cirque du Soleil, and give Dean a big contract for Segways, and let Dave have a lifetime pass to Krispy Kreme, and -- if it's not to much to ask -- please bring me some hair. Amen."

[dlavery]

<Entry #1 - I just know I will have a few more for this one!!!>

[Ed]:

So what am I so afraid of?
I'm afraid that I'm not sure of
A love there is no cure for
I think I love you
Isn't that what life is made of?
Though it worries me to say
I've never felt this way ...
Jeez, I just love The Partridge Family!!! Susan Dey is SOOO cute!!!! Thank god for Nickelodeon!



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[Michelle Celio]

(in relation to the whole Chief Delphi being downish around Kick off..)

"Oh please!! let me on Chief Delphi!!"

[Rick TYler]

<another entry -- blatantly inspired by DaveL's entry>

Ah, sugar, ah, honey, honey
You are my candy girl
And you've got me wanting you
Honey, ah, sugar, sugar
You are my candy girl
And you've got me wanting you!

[Ian Curtis]

That's Right! B&B's guide to creating national championship robots can be yours for the mere price of a roundtrip ticket to Atlanta during the month of April, and a hotel room*! If you book through our new service called THS, we'll include a 500,000 dollar afterparty with plenty of food, cold temperatures, and a very limited supply of awesome hats, that if you stay to watch the finals on Einstien, you'll be guaranteed not to get!

Here we see Ed Patterson listening to one of B&B's inspirational songs, crafted after an original team who won their first regional last year entitled "Eye of the X-Cat"

So Remember, come to Atlanta in April and book your $140 tickets to B&B's patent pending guide to creating national championship robots!

*does not include ticket to attend conferences, must be purchased seperatly

[JaneYoung]

#1 a.

Ed:
ok Lord so here's the deal.
I'm busy!

so -
all the jokes I was making about spiders that can eat birds and big snakes and those weird ants that are worse than fire ants - those were jokes see - so

Dave's alligator needs to stay put - right where he is - Bubba - see - Bubba likes it - and me, I'm just gonna sit here and work the numbers and sing to myself -
I'm not going to worry about falling asleep and dreaming about Bubba, right?

Right Lord?

duke, duke, duke
duke of earl.....

[MissInformation]

As the students from his team bug him for this and that, Ed does what any well respected mentor would do:

"I can't hear you... la la la la la la... I'm not listening..."

[EricH]

The downside of being a computer type in Week 5: aside from waiting for the robot to be built and the programmers to kick you off, you have nothing to do (unless you count listening to the competition music for the trillionth time as being something).

[Dan Petrovic]

"Here we see a FIRST mentor in it's natural habit. Observe the sleep after hours of taming un-tamable students. FIRST mentors are very savage beasts when awoken and should be avoided at all costs during their sleep"

[Taylor]

He's hoping that if he dances in his chair and keeps his arms low, nobody will notice he's doing the YMCA.

[Steve W]

I am not getting old!
I am not losing my hearing!
I am not losing my Hair!
I am not gaining weight!
I am young, I am invincible!
I can stand with the best of them!
I am not getting ssslllleeeeeeep..........