CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #94

[Rick TYler]

"A picture of Lavery eating broccoli? OK, $500 it is -- but I want the negative, too."

[Cody Carey]

Billfred "How much will you pay me for this picture of Dave in a kilt wearing a pimp hat?"

Heidi "I got's twenty dolla' cash moneys... well, 7 dolla cash, and 13 dolla hamburger meat."

[dlavery]

Billfred: Hey, Heidi - I'm not wearing any pants!

Heidi: And now you know why the lady behind us is reaching for her gun...

[Billfred]

Originally Posted by dlavery

Billfred: Hey, Heidi - I'm not wearing any pants!

Heidi: And now you know why the lady behind us is reaching for her gun...

OH THAT'S JUST WRONG!
<obviously not an entry>

[DCA Fan]

Heidi: Hey you're right, Dave does look like a ______. (You can really insert any animal here, it wouldn't make a difference)

[JaneYoung]

As the woman reaches into her purse for ear plugs,
Heidi responds to the gift that Billfred has given her, the FIRST Anthem CD.

"great just great...."

[Jay H 237]

Heidi: "There's something wrong with this map. From where we're sitting the entrance is supposed to be on the other wall."

Billfred: "Try turning it 180 so that it's the right side up!"

[EricH]

Heidi: So here's the specially commissioned revenge for Dave's clue about "Whack the Billfred". Cash or check?

[irishninja]

FIRST Trading Cards!!!!!!! COOOL!

(600 Contests from being super cool)

[Taylor]

"Got this from a connection I have in the Bronx. Says he gets it straight from the source. Comes from this fragile plant only found in the jungles of the Congo. All's I know is it's the best leg wax in the world."

[anna~marie]

Heidi: So this is what you look like without chops...

[lukevanoort]

Not quite what I meant by "Photoshop Bible", but Merry Christmas!

[Goober!!!]

Heidi: Sweet, I get all the best captions in this book from all the 94 caption contests!!!

Billfred:Wait I'm going to being using this picture for the #94 caption contest???

[Bcahn836]

Billfred- "Hey Hedi check this out, but you have to promise you won't tell Dave"
Hedi- "Dooooode is that what i think it is?? The 2014 game hint?"
Billfred- " Yup, but don't tell Dave."

[Al Skierkiewicz]

So, Heidi, this is where I photoshopped Dave into a pink Caddie convertible with gangster whitewalls and spinner wheel covers. Then I added the pink shag on the dashboard and steering wheel. Doesn't it look like his hand is petting the carpet. If you look close, it has vanity plates...I C RBTS. Look I even put a NASA parking sticker in the window.
That's sweet Bill, but I have like a zillion of these already. I need something different. We need to come up with something really original. Now let me see....