CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #94

[DCA Fan]

Heidi: Hey you're right, Dave does look like a ______. (You can really insert any animal here, it wouldn't make a difference)

[JaneYoung]

As the woman reaches into her purse for ear plugs,
Heidi responds to the gift that Billfred has given her, the FIRST Anthem CD.

"great just great...."

[Jay H 237]

Heidi: "There's something wrong with this map. From where we're sitting the entrance is supposed to be on the other wall."

Billfred: "Try turning it 180 so that it's the right side up!"

[EricH]

Heidi: So here's the specially commissioned revenge for Dave's clue about "Whack the Billfred". Cash or check?

[irishninja]

FIRST Trading Cards!!!!!!! COOOL!

(600 Contests from being super cool)

[Taylor]

"Got this from a connection I have in the Bronx. Says he gets it straight from the source. Comes from this fragile plant only found in the jungles of the Congo. All's I know is it's the best leg wax in the world."

[anna~marie]

Heidi: So this is what you look like without chops...

[lukevanoort]

Not quite what I meant by "Photoshop Bible", but Merry Christmas!

[Goober!!!]

Heidi: Sweet, I get all the best captions in this book from all the 94 caption contests!!!

Billfred:Wait I'm going to being using this picture for the #94 caption contest???

[Bcahn836]

Billfred- "Hey Hedi check this out, but you have to promise you won't tell Dave"
Hedi- "Dooooode is that what i think it is?? The 2014 game hint?"
Billfred- " Yup, but don't tell Dave."

[Al Skierkiewicz]

So, Heidi, this is where I photoshopped Dave into a pink Caddie convertible with gangster whitewalls and spinner wheel covers. Then I added the pink shag on the dashboard and steering wheel. Doesn't it look like his hand is petting the carpet. If you look close, it has vanity plates...I C RBTS. Look I even put a NASA parking sticker in the window.
That's sweet Bill, but I have like a zillion of these already. I need something different. We need to come up with something really original. Now let me see....

[Danielle H]

Billfred: "Now, Heidi... some of the songs on here ((referring to the thing in her hand. I don't know what it is, but it looked like a CD to me...)) aren't the most appropriate things to be listening to. It's hard to explain... just stay away from the candy shop, lay off the laffy taffy, and if someone tells you to shake it like a polaroid picture, keep the camera put away..."

[Rich Wong]

Heidi:” You are him! I can’t believe you’ve been hiding among us all this time doing all this FIRST volunteering work. I can’t believe you are still alive and sitting right next to me! You are him! This is unbelievable. You are The Real Elvis!”

Bill (aka The Real Elvis): “Thank you…. Thank you very much…"


(Not the Entry: Over worked and lacking sleep make for strange a imagination. )

[MissInformation]

Me: "I'm only going to go through these rules once, so if you want to be a good minion you'll pay close attention... the first rule deals with... are you listening?"
Billfred: "Sorry... I was distracted by all the pretty robots..."
Me (sighing deeply): "May I remind you that the punishment for a first offense of breaking an Evil Overlord's rules is having to get a haircut?"
Billfred: *Gulp*

[EddieMcD]

"And thusly, it was made public the reason why Heidi keeps on winning Caption Contests: Billfred was giving her advance copies in exchange for "protection" from being photoshopped!"