CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #94

[EricH]

Heidi: So here's the specially commissioned revenge for Dave's clue about "Whack the Billfred". Cash or check?

[irishninja]

FIRST Trading Cards!!!!!!! COOOL!

(600 Contests from being super cool)

[Taylor]

"Got this from a connection I have in the Bronx. Says he gets it straight from the source. Comes from this fragile plant only found in the jungles of the Congo. All's I know is it's the best leg wax in the world."

[anna~marie]

Heidi: So this is what you look like without chops...

[lukevanoort]

Not quite what I meant by "Photoshop Bible", but Merry Christmas!

[Goober!!!]

Heidi: Sweet, I get all the best captions in this book from all the 94 caption contests!!!

Billfred:Wait I'm going to being using this picture for the #94 caption contest???

[Bcahn836]

Billfred- "Hey Hedi check this out, but you have to promise you won't tell Dave"
Hedi- "Dooooode is that what i think it is?? The 2014 game hint?"
Billfred- " Yup, but don't tell Dave."

[Al Skierkiewicz]

So, Heidi, this is where I photoshopped Dave into a pink Caddie convertible with gangster whitewalls and spinner wheel covers. Then I added the pink shag on the dashboard and steering wheel. Doesn't it look like his hand is petting the carpet. If you look close, it has vanity plates...I C RBTS. Look I even put a NASA parking sticker in the window.
That's sweet Bill, but I have like a zillion of these already. I need something different. We need to come up with something really original. Now let me see....

[Danielle H]

Billfred: "Now, Heidi... some of the songs on here ((referring to the thing in her hand. I don't know what it is, but it looked like a CD to me...)) aren't the most appropriate things to be listening to. It's hard to explain... just stay away from the candy shop, lay off the laffy taffy, and if someone tells you to shake it like a polaroid picture, keep the camera put away..."

[Rich Wong]

Heidi:” You are him! I can’t believe you’ve been hiding among us all this time doing all this FIRST volunteering work. I can’t believe you are still alive and sitting right next to me! You are him! This is unbelievable. You are The Real Elvis!”

Bill (aka The Real Elvis): “Thank you…. Thank you very much…"


(Not the Entry: Over worked and lacking sleep make for strange a imagination. )

[MissInformation]

Me: "I'm only going to go through these rules once, so if you want to be a good minion you'll pay close attention... the first rule deals with... are you listening?"
Billfred: "Sorry... I was distracted by all the pretty robots..."
Me (sighing deeply): "May I remind you that the punishment for a first offense of breaking an Evil Overlord's rules is having to get a haircut?"
Billfred: *Gulp*

[EddieMcD]

"And thusly, it was made public the reason why Heidi keeps on winning Caption Contests: Billfred was giving her advance copies in exchange for "protection" from being photoshopped!"

[KathieK]

Heidi: "So you carry a picture of your Grandma to every FIRST event???"
Billfred: "Yup, that way I can follow Woodie's advice- 'act as though your Grandmother was watching!'"

[Billfred]

Wow, that was a trip. I was tempted to invoke the BIWWTM Rule (as it took me until about 1:00 AM to get home), but I think I've recovered enough to judge this thing. (Especially a two-pager; first time that's happened in a while.)

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by boiler

"Got this from a connection I have in the Bronx. Says he gets it straight from the source. Comes from this fragile plant only found in the jungles of the Congo. All's I know is it's the best leg wax in the world."

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by Koko Ed

BILLFRED: It's a CD of love songs I made just for you.
HEIDI: Why thank you! The restraining order will arrive by mail in three to five days.

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Rick TYler
2) lukevanoort
3) irishninja
4) Cody C
5) DCA Fan
6) Jay H 237
7) Wayne Doenges
8) Danielle H
9) Al Skierkiewicz
10) EddieMcD
11) MissInformation

And the burn award...

Originally Posted by dlavery

Billfred: Hey, Heidi - I'm not wearing any pants!

Heidi: And now you know why the lady behind us is reaching for her gun...

Which means the scores are:

T. Hoffman	103
MissInformation	103
Dlavery	-infinity
Gary Dillard	83
Rich Wong	83
EddieMcD	82
Jay Trzaskos	80
Icurtis	79
Al Skierkiewicz	74
Nehalita	70
Jay H 237	70
EricH	69
Wayne Doenges	66
Andy Baker	62
KathieK	62
Koko Ed	67
Bcahn836	52
Dorienne 007	47
Arefin Bari	47
Artdutra04	42
Joe Matt	37
Andrew Blair	37
DCA Fan	39
Goober!!!	36
EricS-Team180	34
Amanda Morrison	31
Conor Ryan	31
Xzvrw2	29
Alex Cormier	25
Rich Kressly	24
Ashley Christine	24
“Big Mike”	21
Zach Purser	20
Mechanicalbrain	20
1derboy	20
Kyle Love	19
Lukevanoort	20
KenWittlief	18
Dillon Compton	16
Tim Delles	15
Bill_Hancoc	16
KarenH	14
Boiler	24
Richardp	13
JVN	12
Skimoose	12
Barry Bonzack	11
Jessica Boucher	11
Kjhobin	11
Fruity Pebbles	10
Pat McCarthy	10
GaryV1188	10
Squirrelrock	10
Elgin Clock	9
Dave Scheck	9
Kevin Kolodziej	9
Greg Needel	9
InfernoX14	9
Tiffany34990	8
Lil' Lavery	7
Dan Swando	7
DanielBCR	7
Ogre	7
Sciencenerd	7
Cody C	9
Brandy836	6
Miketwalker	6
Rick Tyler	8
RoboMom	6
anna~marie	7
Greencactus3	6
Sciguy125	6
DjAlamose	6
MattD1Drift	6
Adam Richards	5
Dylan	5
Jane	6
Shyra1353	5
Wetzel	5
huff_dragon	4
Killerofkiller	4
Cyberguy34000	4
Denman	4
Meaubry	4
Danielle H	6
Freddy Schurr	4
Matt Attallah	4
Spears312	4
Bemis	3
Beth Sweet	3
RogerR	3
Ryan Foley	3
Sakura141	3
Tytus Gerrish	3
SamS0Fa33O	4
Andrew Rudolph	2
BuddyB309	2
Eria4044	2
GraySwandir-75	2
Kyle	2
Meredith343MiM	2
Mini-D67	2
Sammy	2
Tomasz Bania	2
Eugenia Gabrielov	2
Irishninja	4
Liz C	2
Pwilczynski	2
Rohan_DHS	2
114Klutz	1
Ben Lauer	1
Budda648	1
CarpeDiem	1
Courtneyb1023	1
Dubious elise	1
FF_1610_EMT	1
First degree	1
George1902	1
Hillale	1
Joe_P.	1
John Wanninger	1
KyleGilbert45	1
Lisa Perez	1
Matt Krass	1
Mr. A	1
Mrblack298	1
Netman85am204	1
Rees2001	1
Saru29	1
Steve W	1
Termite233	1
Wilshire	1

(If you're wondering, Travis retains the lead based on average score: 3.43 points per entry compared with Heidi's 2.64.)

Onward!