Jokes

[Wayne Doenges]

Research scientist have started using lawyers instead of rats for their experiments for two reasons.
One, they don't become emotionally attached to the lawyers and two, there are some things even a rat won't do.

If a turtle looses it shell, is it naked or homeless?

Three robots drive into a bar. The forth one had a better driver.

A brunette and a blond bought a cattle ranch. They had just $500.00 to buy a bull. The brunette goes to Texas and finds a bull for $499.00. She goes to the Western Union to telegraph the blond to bring the trailer. The operator says it is $1.00 per word. The brunette thinks for a moment and has the operator send the word 'comfortable'. The operator gives her a puzzled look and ask why 'comfortable'. The brunette says "my blond friend will read it as "Come for the bull".