CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #95

[Billfred]

One day after we wrap up the 2005 competition season, the caption contest reaches the (abbreviated) year of the last time FIRST tried real-time scoring. Coincidence?

Here's the scores:

T. Hoffman	103
MissInformation	103
Dlavery	86
Gary Dillard	83
Rich Wong	83
EddieMcD	82
Jay Trzaskos	80
Icurtis	79
Al Skierkiewicz	74
Nehalita	70
Jay H 237	70
EricH	69
Wayne Doenges	66
Andy Baker	62
KathieK	62
Koko Ed	67
Bcahn836	52
Dorienne 007	47
Arefin Bari	47
Artdutra04	42
Joe Matt	37
Andrew Blair	37
DCA Fan	39
Goober!!!	36
EricS-Team180	34
Amanda Morrison	31
Conor Ryan	31
Xzvrw2	29
Alex Cormier	25
Rich Kressly	24
Ashley Christine	24
“Big Mike”	21
Zach Purser	20
Mechanicalbrain	20
1derboy	20
Kyle Love	19
Lukevanoort	20
KenWittlief	18
Dillon Compton	16
Tim Delles	15
Bill_Hancoc	16
KarenH	14
Boiler	24
Richardp	13
JVN	12
Skimoose	12
Barry Bonzack	11
Jessica Boucher	11
Kjhobin	11
Fruity Pebbles	10
Pat McCarthy	10
GaryV1188	10
Squirrelrock	10
Elgin Clock	9
Dave Scheck	9
Kevin Kolodziej	9
Greg Needel	9
InfernoX14	9
Tiffany34990	8
Lil' Lavery	7
Dan Swando	7
DanielBCR	7
Ogre	7
Sciencenerd	7
Cody C	9
Brandy836	6
Miketwalker	6
Rick Tyler	8
RoboMom	6
anna~marie	7
Greencactus3	6
Sciguy125	6
DjAlamose	6
MattD1Drift	6
Adam Richards	5
Dylan	5
Jane	6
Shyra1353	5
Wetzel	5
huff_dragon	4
Killerofkiller	4
Cyberguy34000	4
Denman	4
Meaubry	4
Danielle H	6
Freddy Schurr	4
Matt Attallah	4
Spears312	4
Bemis	3
Beth Sweet	3
RogerR	3
Ryan Foley	3
Sakura141	3
Tytus Gerrish	3
SamS0Fa33O	4
Andrew Rudolph	2
BuddyB309	2
Eria4044	2
GraySwandir-75	2
Kyle	2
Meredith343MiM	2
Mini-D67	2
Sammy	2
Tomasz Bania	2
Eugenia Gabrielov	2
Irishninja	4
Liz C	2
Pwilczynski	2
Rohan_DHS	2
114Klutz	1
Ben Lauer	1
Budda648	1
CarpeDiem	1
Courtneyb1023	1
Dubious elise	1
FF_1610_EMT	1
First degree	1
George1902	1
Hillale	1
Joe_P.	1
John Wanninger	1
KyleGilbert45	1
Lisa Perez	1
Matt Krass	1
Mr. A	1
Mrblack298	1
Netman85am204	1
Rees2001	1
Saru29	1
Steve W	1
Termite233	1
Wilshire	1

And the picture, in honor of their Chairman's win (and general butt-kicking on Newton):

http://www.wildstang.org/gallery2/v/...g_002.jpg.html

As always, the deadline is Saturday at midnight EDT.

Go!

[Koko Ed]

"Thank you folks. Thank you. You're a great crowd. I just flew in from Atlanta and boy are my arms tired"
silence
"I said: boy are my arms tired!
more silence
"Hello? Hello? Is this thing on?"

[anna~marie]

yes, this year the real challenge is who can do the best robot dance... see, this is the *correct* arm positioning...

[Cody Carey]

*ahem*

To quote Professor Small,
"I don't want to be a rock and roll star,
I just want to be a robot."

[Jay Trzaskos]

"Welcome Ladies and Gentleman, to 'How to beat Beatty 101' thank you for joining us."

[Bill_Hancoc]

"Does anybody else get this because i sure dont"
no realitu implied

[JaneYoung]

Ok - give me 3 good reasons why this won't work.
And remember, I have the red marker.
*Space Jam music in the background*

[Lil' Lavery]

Raul often imitates crabs in order to help his students understand a "crab drive"

[irishninja]

If you're happy and you know it clap your hands...

[Danielle H]

...And I said, "Hey, that's no moose, that's my mother."
*Silence*
Tough crowd...

[Taylor]

"No, really, man, I'm with the band. See my pass? Yeah, I'm one of those backstage dudes that tours with the band, whaddya call it, a toadie? I got a pass. C'mon, man, just let Ozzy Kamen sign one thing? Please? For my dying nephew? Who happens to have the same name as me?"

[Goober!!!]

"OK see that tank"
"I SAY NO MORE TANK DRIVE!!!"
"Say YEAH!!! for CRAB DRIVE!!! "

[lukevanoort]

Alright then we deal with the frictional resistance to the chain angling system by the 1.9 μ tires, this is important to an absolute vectoring, toroidal CVT'd, PID controlled, omnidirectional swerve "crab" drive... hey you! Yeah, you sleepy guy, c'mon, wake up... hey, WHAT ARE YOU DOING! C'mon people... what even V-Neun's asleep.... ooh.... they'll pay... go spidey web!

//not part of the entry Look at Rauls left hand...

[Freddy Schurr]

Yeah, this is what we have to do to win the Chairman's Award!

[Jacqui]

"Eh..where am I, and why am I here?"
-cricket cricket-