CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #95

[Alex Cormier]

Do ya get it yet!?

[Rich Wong]

Raul: "Guys, guys, you are not listening to me.
If you have not caught on to what drive design I want by now, we will all continue this conversation right after lunch.

By the way folks, the lunch menu is CRAB bisque soup, with CRAB cakes and CRAB salad.
Enjoy."

[EddieMcD]

Braaaiiiinnnsss... I need braaaiiiinnnsss!!!

[Billfred]

Is it bad that summer vacation has made me lose track of time entirely? (don't answer that.)

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by EricH

Raul:"All right you students, who can tell me what the force equations are for a crab drive?"
*dead silence*
Raul:"Come on you guys, we can't spend six weeks just figuring out our drivetrain."
Student: "Oh yes we can, and it'll win Championships, too!"

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by T. Hoffman

The calm before the storm. Soon after this was taken, the Wildstang crew was subjected to the most excruciating form of entertainment this side of Karthik singing karaoke. It went a litle something like this....

Ah, push it
Ah, push it
Oooh, baby, baby
Baby, baby
Oooh, baby, baby
Baby, baby

Get up on this!

Ow! Baby!
Salt and Pepa's here!

Now wait a minute, y'all
This dance ain't for everybody
Only the sexy people
So all you fly [female parental units], get on out there and dance
Dance, I said!

Raul..........Bad Dancer.

(link removed for the sanity of all concerned )

(Oddly enough, if you look at the results from the Newton semifinals, it turns out that Beatty did not, in fact, kick WildStang's butts.)

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Koko Ed
2) anna~marie
3) Jay Trzaskos
4) irishninja
5) Danielle H
6) Rich Wong
7) boiler
8) Daniel Brim
9) MissInformation
10) Alex Cormier
11) skimoose
12) Rich Kressly
13) Rick TYler

And the burn award...

Originally Posted by nehalita

Look, 3 reasons you should do a crab drive.
1. Crabs are cool.
2. I have the marker.
3. I can't draw so if you say yes now, I'll stop

Which means the scores are...

T. Hoffman	108
MissInformation	105
Dlavery	86
Rich Wong	85
Gary Dillard	83
EddieMcD	83
Jay Trzaskos	82
Icurtis	79
EricH	79
Al Skierkiewicz	75
Nehalita	72
Jay H 237	70
Koko Ed	69
Wayne Doenges	67
Andy Baker	62
KathieK	62
Bcahn836	52
Dorienne 007	47
Arefin Bari	47
Artdutra04	42
DCA Fan	39
Joe Matt	37
Andrew Blair	37
Goober!!!	37
EricS-Team180	34
Conor Ryan	32
Amanda Morrison	31
Xzvrw2	29
Alex Cormier	27
Rich Kressly	26
Boiler	26
Ashley Christine	24
“Big Mike”	21
Lukevanoort	21
Zach Purser	20
Mechanicalbrain	20
1derboy	20
Kyle Love	19
KenWittlief	18
Bill_Hancoc	17
Dillon Compton	16
Tim Delles	15
Skimoose	14
KarenH	14
Richardp	13
JVN	12
Barry Bonzack	11
Jessica Boucher	11
Kjhobin	11
Fruity Pebbles	10
Pat McCarthy	10
Rick Tyler	10
GaryV1188	10
Squirrelrock	10
Cody C	10
Daniel Brim	9
Elgin Clock	9
anna~marie	9
Dave Scheck	9
Kevin Kolodziej	9
Greg Needel	9
InfernoX14	9
Lil' Lavery	8
Danielle H	8
Tiffany34990	8
Dan Swando	7
Ogre	7
Sciencenerd	7
Jane	7
Brandy836	6
Miketwalker	6
RoboMom	6
Greencactus3	6
Irishninja	6
Sciguy125	6
DjAlamose	6
MattD1Drift	6
Adam Richards	5
Dylan	5
Shyra1353	5
Wetzel	5
Freddy Schurr	5
Spears312	5
huff_dragon	4
Killerofkiller	4
Cyberguy34000	4
Denman	4
Meaubry	4
Matt Attallah	4
SamS0Fa33O	4
Bemis	3
Beth Sweet	3
RogerR	3
Ryan Foley	3
Sakura141	3
Tytus Gerrish	3
Andrew Rudolph	2
BuddyB309	2
Eria4044	2
GraySwandir-75	2
Kyle	2
Meredith343MiM	2
Mini-D67	2
Sammy	2
Tomasz Bania	2
Eugenia Gabrielov	2
Liz C	2
Pwilczynski	2
Rohan_DHS	2
114Klutz	1
Ben Lauer	1
Budda648	1
CarpeDiem	1
Courtneyb1023	1
Dubious elise	1
FF_1610_EMT	1
First degree	1
George1902	1
Hillale	1
Jacqui	1
Joe_P.	1
John Wanninger	1
KyleGilbert45	1
Lisa Perez	1
Matt Krass	1
Mr. A	1
Mrblack298	1
Netman85am204	1
Rees2001	1
Saru29	1
Steve W	1
Termite233	1
Wilshire	1

Onward!