The Craziest dream you've ever had

[Matt Royek]

Just for speculation, what are the craziest dreams that you can remember?

Mine would have to be a Arabian-looking guy with large, extremely shiny teeth dunking my head in a pool of jello.

Never sleep with a strobe light on, unless you want your dreams to be very wierd. The two times that I have done this I dreamed:

-I was being chased by Darth Vader down a sidewalk. Strange part was that he was rolling on a dust bunny.

-I dreamed of being stuck inside a baseball inside of a museum.

[Pavan Dave]

My craziest recent dream was the night before AP test. It was of me taking the test and then all of a sudden a random tornado would tear the roof off and a pair of glass would get stuck over a part of the building we would be testing in and then the sun shone and burnt my test into ashes and all I could do was say "Oh My!" when the proctor came by and asked what happened to my test.

Pavan

[Donut]

Definitely indians jumping from roof to roof in my neighborhood specifically demanding Baskin Robins ice cream.

A close second would have to be a bunch of garbage trucks trying to kill me. Not too weird in itself, but the strange part was that I actually had 3 parts to the dream in 3 consecutive weeks.

[KenWittlief]

The earths rotation had sped up to the point where an entire day/night was only 3 hours long. You could see the sun moving across the sky.

Everyone was frantic with a sense of doom. Then on the 7th rotation the sun became so bright the light went through everything - even the inside of bank vaults was flooded with the sunlight,

and you could see it coming towards you like a curtain of rain.

When it hit me I turned to someone nearby and said "goodby!" and I was vaporized.

Then I woke up. The dream was so real it bothered me for days - made me wonder what I would do if I knew I only had 7 days to live?

When I was a kid there was this old claymation cartoon about some old guy gathering sticks, and jumping a fence and going somewhere. Several times I dreamed I was the guy in that cartoon, complete with opening titles and credits at the end.

[lukevanoort]

I have odd dreams, but none quite as weird as these. Or, more correctly, I almost never remember my dreams. A couple of odd ones were the time I dreampt that I was Super Mario, fighting a bunch of spiders and another time I dreampt my house's floor turned into a swamp full of venomous snakes, which I woke up from in a dead sweat. (Which is odd because I'm not really afraid of spiders or snakes, I even have a pet snake)

[anna~marie]

Originally Posted by lukevanoort

A couple of odd ones were the time I dreampt that I was Super Mario, fighting a bunch of spiders and another time I dreampt my house's floor turned into a swamp full of venomous snakes, which I woke up from in a dead sweat. (Which is odd because I'm not really afraid of spiders or snakes, I even have a pet snake)

Perhaps you had been watching Indiana Jones?

[JaneYoung]

I love flying dreams.

One of my favorites was bounce then fly from cloud to cloud going up then down then up then down -
fun.

[Elgin Clock]

OK, so I have had a million weird dreams in my lifetime, but I can't remember them at this point..

So.. I'll just tell about the last one.

So, this week a friend of mine tells me that she got a belly button piercing, and cause she lives in a different state, I obviously haven't seen it yet.

Another conversation we had was about tattoos, and my hate of needles in general.

But, when I dream, it tends to be a collection of things I have done or heard over the past week or so, so that brings us to my dream.

I dreamed I met the person who told me they got their belly button pierced, and they showed it to me, but instead of being a nice stud or jewel, it's just a sewing needle going through their belly button..

Needless to say, I woke up soon after that and was like.. what the heck? LOL

I know it's not weird in the sense of being a random dream, but it definitely creeped me out. lol

[Mike]

Weird dream #1
I was in the front of the family van with my mom driving. My grandpa was sitting in the middle bench seat in the second row. I heard an odd noise so I turned around and just saw him sitting there. A few minutes go by and I hear the noise again. I turn around, and theres a harley davidson strapped in where my grandfather was....

Weird dream #2
I was in a car in the parking lot of Walmart. Suddenly a pair of crutches (running in sync) came out of walmart and "looked" at me. They started running towards the car. Flash to my house and I'm running in my backyard away from the crutches. The crutches were trying to kill me

[Rohith Surampudi]

yep i have had quite a few weird dreams too, but heres the one i ad before i went to the championship event for the first time.

- i was sitting in the stands, and Dave was explaining that Woodie couldn't make it because Woodie's mother had just passed away, and then there was a thick layer of bubble foam on the field which had 3 sides as opposed to 2 like this year. then i remember running from a robot that resembled a bulldozer.

yea...weird i know

[Rohan_DHS]

I've had too many, but the one I remember well was this one:
I was The Mask...like from the cartoon show & movie. And I was chasing a bunch of people around, and I stopped at a gas station to fill up, and someone shot me in the arm, which magically healed, and I opened my jacket, and a lot of guns popped out and all but one shot out a flag saying "bang" and the one shot a bullet at the bad guy.

Then I woke up. This is what happens if you're little, have a good imagination, and watch wayyyy too many cartoons!

[KarenH]

Ha! Ha! It's been awhile since I've had a dream I could remember, but I think some of the dreams described so far would be candidates for:

Slow Wave

You might get your dream published as a cartoon! I like this web site much better than some Freudian interpretation, and I think it's more in line with what this thread is about. (Caution: sometimes the cartoons are more PG or PG-13 subject matter, but usually they're just weird.)

[joshsmithers]

alright, so im just a little kid and i go with my aunt to see star wars , episode 1. so later that night...

..im on a roller coaster with my parents. Suddenly, everything turns black, except for the coaster track, which turns purple. then along comes the easter bunny, who shoots my mom and dad. he plans to shoot me, but because he dropped his gun he'll just push me down into the "darkness of everlasting woe." i get out of the car(of the roller coaster) and run. then the star wars super heroes kill the easter bunny with their lightsabers.

i forgot the rest, but i do know that i eventually fell into that dark darkness stuff and woke up.

[i like dirt]

One of my wierdist dreams would have to be:

-Ok, I dont know if this was a dream or reality.
I remember myself falling asleep and then a few seconds later my alarm clock rings and I look at the time. Its 6:30, the time my alarm was set for. Weird huh. But when I woke up I had felt like I had a good nights sleep. Hmmmmmm.