CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #97

[Billfred]

...or, the last caption contest for about 90 years that I can say I posted in my teens. (At 113, the teens start over again, right? )

Here's the scores:

MissInformation	110
T. Hoffman	109
EddieMcD	93
Dlavery	86
Rich Wong	86
Gary Dillard	83
Jay Trzaskos	82
EricH	81
Icurtis	79
Al Skierkiewicz	75
Nehalita	73
Koko Ed	71
Jay H 237	70
Wayne Doenges	69
Andy Baker	62
KathieK	62
Bcahn836	52
Arefin Bari	48
Dorienne 007	47
Artdutra04	42
DCA Fan	39
Goober!!!	38
Joe Matt	37
Andrew Blair	37
EricS-Team180	36
Conor Ryan	35
Amanda Morrison	31
Alex Cormier	29
Xzvrw2	29
Boiler	27
Rich Kressly	26
Ashley Christine	24
Lukevanoort	23
“Big Mike”	21
Zach Purser	20
Mechanicalbrain	20
1derboy	20
Kyle Love	19
Dillon Compton	18
KenWittlief	18
Bill_Hancoc	17
Tim Delles	15
Skimoose	14
KarenH	14
Richardp	13
JVN	12
Rick Tyler	12
Cody C	12
Barry Bonzack	11
Jessica Boucher	11
Elgin Clock	11
Kjhobin	11
Fruity Pebbles	10
Pat McCarthy	10
GaryV1188	10
Squirrelrock	10
InfernoX14	10
Daniel Brim	9
anna~marie	9
Dave Scheck	9
Kevin Kolodziej	9
Danielle H	9
Greg Needel	9
Jane	9
Lil' Lavery	8
Tiffany34990	8
Dan Swando	7
Ogre	7
Sciencenerd	7
Brandy836	6
Miketwalker	6
RoboMom	6
Greencactus3	6
Irishninja	6
Sciguy125	6
DjAlamose	6
Dylan	6
MattD1Drift	6
Freddy Schurr	6
Adam Richards	5
Shyra1353	5
Wetzel	5
Spears312	5
huff_dragon	4
Killerofkiller	4
Cyberguy34000	4
Denman	4
Meaubry	4
Matt Attallah	4
SamS0Fa33O	4
Bemis	3
Beth Sweet	3
RogerR	3
Ryan Foley	3
Sakura141	3
Tytus Gerrish	3
Andrew Rudolph	2
BuddyB309	2
Eria4044	2
GraySwandir-75	2
Kyle	2
Meredith343MiM	2
Mini-D67	2
Sammy	2
Tomasz Bania	2
Eugenia Gabrielov	2
Liz C	2
Pwilczynski	2
Rohan_DHS	2
114Klutz	1
Ben Lauer	1
Budda648	1
CarpeDiem	1
Courtneyb1023	1
Dubious elise	1
FF_1610_EMT	1
First degree	1
George1902	1
Hillale	1
Jacqui	1
Joe_P.	1
John Wanninger	1
KyleGilbert45	1
Lisa Perez	1
Matt Krass	1
Mr. A	1
Mrblack298	1
Netman85am204	1
Rees2001	1
RoboMadi	1
Rvssnake	1
Saru29	1
Steve W	1
Termite233	1
Wilshire	1

And the picture:

http://www.swarren.ca/Build2004photo.../IMG_0765.html

As always, the deadline is Saturday at midnight EDT.

Go!

[Koko Ed]

Yep it's just as I thought. The constant hair coloring has sent the readings off the charts, Steve and now the color has permantly seeped into your brain.

[GaryVoshol]

"We're losing him - Paddles - Stat!"

[sciencenerd]

(person holding glowing window motor): Come on, once won't hurt you... all the guys are doing it, just sniff the burning plastic...

(Steve): ok, fine, but just once! *sniffs magic smoke coming from window motor* wow, I suddenly feel a strong desire to spend six weeks in a small area with 30 obnoxious high schoolers designing a robot!

(person with window motor): Yes, now you're in a more reasonable mood. There is this program that we like to call FIRST...

...and the rest is history.

[JaneYoung]

good, good, robotic hypnosis is working -

now - where did you put the programmer?
pro-gram-mer

the one we can't leave home without - that programmer -
oh, under the coats - sleeping - ok, good

hello, wake up now, I've snapped my fingers, hello?

- build - *sigh* -back to the 'bot, yawn - now where did I put the robot?

[Jay H 237]

We needed one more of these and hoped you didn't mind that we took this from your car. Don't worry, we were kind enough to not take the one from the driver's window.

[Taylor]

"I can't believe I ate the whole thing."

(Note: This joke will likely not be understood by those under the age of 25. Expect a similar disclaimer when a CC photo warrants the caption, "Where's the beef!?!")

[Rick TYler]

Yeah, I remember the excitement of my first auto motor. Good times.

Good times.

[Freddy Schurr]

"I had too much F.I.R.S.T water to drink"

[Goober!!!]

I figured out the next FIRST challenge, How to transfer a motor to make a mentor sleepy!!!

[nehalita]

-"I asked for my order not a motor"
-"...It is! It's soup!..."
-"You need sleep"

[Travis Hoffman]

*In snooty British/Canadian accent*

Why yes, my name is Warren.....Steve Warren. And I do take my window motors shaken, not wired, eh.... Now leave me! It's aboot time I returned to my baccarat game with Karthik and Vance Scott.

[lukevanoort]

Steve, tried of hearing Tristan's "A window motor walks into a bar" joke decides to use his training as an Indian mystic, and meditate...

[Rich Wong]

Inspector: "This 2003 window motor fell out of your 2006 robot during inspection. Are you responsible for this?"

Steve: (looking unconcerned) "I have never seen that window motor before.
You can’t get anything out of me. I’m not talking. You got nothing on me.
You can’t make me talk. (Looks alway)"

Inspector:"Alright boys, bring in the headphones and the recording of the 2005 Championship Closing Ceremony speeches."

Steve: "Nooooo!"

[Andy Baker]

Hmmm... should I feel bad about telling Billfred that it was a good idea to drive their robot with Window Lift Motors? Naaaa.





AB