CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #97

[Dylan]

"Our readings show you have all the symptoms of an acute FIRST overdose, Steve. High blood-pressure, fatigue, poor diet and an overall frustration with teenagers."
"Our medical computer recommends that you get some sleep, relax, eat a salad and...... use...more...deodorant?

[EricH]

Steve: *thinks* Don't laugh...don't laugh...don't laugh...
Student: Maybe it would work better if we powered the motor up.

[Danielle H]

Person off to the side: "What's this thing do?"
Guy in Picture: "DON'T TOUCH THAT!"
*Snatches*
Guy in Picture: "...it's our secret weapon..."
Person off to the side: "...okay..." *Mumbles* "Note to self: find the number for the funny farm."

[skimoose]

Captain, tricoder readings on this lifeform are most unusual.

[Alex Cormier]

....mmmm mmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmm ooooooooooo ter, now say it with me without your crazy canadian accent...

(steve, don't hurt me)

[Swan217]

Entry 1: That's it - a little lower. This new love handle massager works GREAT!

Entry 2:
Steve: You're mad Goldfinger! Do you expect me to talk?
Goldfinger: No, Mr. Warren, we expect you to MC!!! Well, actually, that requires talking, so... yes!

[Steve W]

Student: Here is the compressor.
Steve (to self); Be calm, be cool! Remember he is only in his second year of robotics.

[EddieMcD]

"Oooooohhh... shiiiiiiiinnnyyyyy...."

[Wayne Doenges]

Guy with window motor: "Look Steve, I found the golden window motor!!!! I get to go to Dean Kamen's factory and see all his robotic secrets!!!"
Steve: Thinks to self 'What can I do to get that motor from this student? I know "How about a Mt Dew?"
Guy with WM: "Sure"
Steve: "That was too easy"

[MissInformation]

The finance subgroup has embezzled the team's funds and ran away to Vegas.
Freshmen managed to burn down the shop.
Their Chairman's entry started with "We waz the bestest teem this yeer."
And this motor is the only piece of the robot that made it back from Georgia...
But Steve doesn't care... he's thinking Arby's.

[Billfred]

<obviously not an entry>

Just letting everybody know, SCE&G has found the lamest way ever to cap off my birthday--cutting power since about 6:30 PM. As I'm on battery power with the iBook, and currently have about 1:16 left, there may be a slight delay in judging until I can either get power again or drag myself out of the house (including what I imagine will be a very cold shower) to find a place with a power outlet and free wi-fi.

[nehalita]

<entry? no>
sorry Billfred? I remember what being w/o power was like.... i suggest NOT going out at night because of the traffic lights (trust me it was a nightmare in south florida). good luck w/ getting your power back. and don't sacrifice a hot shower for anything, drive to a place you can get a hot shower. cold showers ruin your mood like no tomorrow. gluck. happy bday...
</entry? still no>

[JaneYoung]

Originally Posted by Billfred

<obviously not an entry>

Just letting everybody know, SCE&G has found the lamest way ever to cap off my birthday--cutting power since about 6:30 PM. As I'm on battery power with the iBook, and currently have about 1:16 left, there may be a slight delay in judging until I can either get power again or drag myself out of the house (including what I imagine will be a very cold shower) to find a place with a power outlet and free wi-fi.

(Not an entry - In your defence birthday boy - I think Steve would understand the delay. In this case he probably wouldn't notice a thing - )

[Billfred]

Originally Posted by nehalita

<entry? no>
sorry Billfred? I remember what being w/o power was like.... i suggest NOT going out at night because of the traffic lights (trust me it was a nightmare in south florida). good luck w/ getting your power back. and don't sacrifice a hot shower for anything, drive to a place you can get a hot shower. cold showers ruin your mood like no tomorrow. gluck. happy bday...
</entry? still no>

<also obviously not an entry>
Don't worry, the town is safe. Streetlights, stop lights...just no power to my house (or any on the block, it seems). For some reason (legend has it that my area has the oldest power grid around), we just seem to get the short end of the stick.

[Rich Wong]

Originally Posted by Billfred

<obviously not an entry>

Just letting everybody know, SCE&G has found the lamest way ever to cap off my birthday--cutting power since about 6:30 PM. ....... to find a place with a power outlet and free wi-fi.

<not an entry>
Well..... Happy Birthday! More power to ya!
<not an entry>