CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #98

[Billfred]

98 bottles of beer non-alcoholic beverage on the wall, 98 bottles of beer non-alcoholic beverage...

...eh, nevermind. Here's the scores:

MissInformation	112
T. Hoffman	111
EddieMcD	94
Dlavery	86
Rich Wong	86
Gary Dillard	83
EricH	83
Jay Trzaskos	82
Icurtis	79
Al Skierkiewicz	75
Nehalita	74
Wayne Doenges	74
Koko Ed	73
Jay H 237	72
Andy Baker	64
KathieK	62
Bcahn836	52
Arefin Bari	48
Dorienne 007	47
Artdutra04	42
DCA Fan	39
Goober!!!	39
Joe Matt	37
Andrew Blair	37
EricS-Team180	36
Conor Ryan	35
Lukevanoort	33
Amanda Morrison	31
Alex Cormier	30
Boiler	29
Xzvrw2	29
Rich Kressly	26
Ashley Christine	24
“Big Mike”	21
Zach Purser	20
Mechanicalbrain	20
1derboy	20
Kyle Love	19
Dillon Compton	18
KenWittlief	18
Bill_Hancoc	17
Tim Delles	15
Skimoose	15
KarenH	14
Richardp	13
Rick Tyler	13
Billfred	12.93
JVN	12
Cody C	12
Barry Bonzack	11
Jessica Boucher	11
Elgin Clock	11
GaryV1188	11
Kjhobin	11
Fruity Pebbles	10
Pat McCarthy	10
Squirrelrock	10
Danielle H	10
Jane	10
InfernoX14	10
Dan Swando	9
Daniel Brim	9
anna~marie	9
Dave Scheck	9
Kevin Kolodziej	9
Sciencenerd	9
Greg Needel	9
Lil' Lavery	8
Dylan	8
Tiffany34990	8
Ogre	7
Freddy Schurr	7
Brandy836	6
Miketwalker	6
RoboMom	6
Greencactus3	6
Irishninja	6
Sciguy125	6
DjAlamose	6
MattD1Drift	6
Adam Richards	5
Shyra1353	5
Wetzel	5
Spears312	5
huff_dragon	4
Killerofkiller	4
Cyberguy34000	4
Denman	4
Meaubry	4
Matt Attallah	4
SamS0Fa33O	4
Bemis	3
Beth Sweet	3
RogerR	3
Ryan Foley	3
Sakura141	3
Steve W	3
Tytus Gerrish	3
Andrew Rudolph	2
BuddyB309	2
Eria4044	2
GraySwandir-75	2
Kyle	2
Meredith343MiM	2
Mini-D67	2
Sammy	2
Tomasz Bania	2
Eugenia Gabrielov	2
Liz C	2
Pwilczynski	2
Rohan_DHS	2
114Klutz	1
Ben Lauer	1
Budda648	1
CarpeDiem	1
Courtneyb1023	1
Dubious elise	1
FF_1610_EMT	1
First degree	1
George1902	1
Hillale	1
Jacqui	1
Joe_P.	1
John Wanninger	1
KyleGilbert45	1
Lisa Perez	1
Matt Krass	1
Mr. A	1
Mrblack298	1
Netman85am204	1
Rees2001	1
RoboMadi	1
Rvssnake	1
Saru29	1
Termite233	1
Wilshire	1

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/24366?

As always, the deadline is Saturday at midnight EDT.

Go!

[Kyle]

What time is it?
Jaine: Its 11:05, I'll show ya..


One more

Darn Gravity, always holding me down....

[Goober!!!]

What happened to all the snow??? I WANTED TO MAKE A SNOW-ANGEL!!!

[JaneYoung]

ok, so here's the question -
how come they didn't tell me about the parachute?

[Jay Trzaskos]

"And here we see 25's newest victim... "

[Rich Wong]

At the Atlanta web hug Jessica Boucher attempted to punish Bill for his tardiness and missed.
http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/img...2a96c9b0_l.jpg

Unfortunately BurningQuestion, who was standing next to Bill, took a direct hit from Jessica's clipboard.
She woke an hour later with no signs of damage.

[Koko Ed]

Janie Watch where your driving the robot you jerks!

[anna~marie]

I am determined to not be labeled a nerd... see? I will get some sun and then no one will know that I spend all my time indoors with robots...

[Rick TYler]

Roadkill on the Robot Superhighway...

[Wayne Doenges]

While Janie was relaxing, world renowned graffiti artist JVN showed everyone why he has never been caught.
Janie was none too pleased to see what JVN had done to her new white dress.
JVN has not be seen or heard from since.

[Danielle H]

A valuable lesson learned:
When dumping someone in the snow, take the valuables out of their pockets.
Also, make sure there's snow...

[Andy Baker]

We've wondered why Jaine has chosen Civil Engineering over other types, but now we see the reason: the girl just loves concrete.




AB

[Taylor]

Alas, one of the forgotten, yet vital, roles is Team Parking Spot Saver.

[Freddy Schurr]

Alas, one of the forgotten, yet vital, roles is Team Parking Spot Saver.

Very funny!

"I hope we win a regional, I hope we win a regional."

[Jaine Perotti]

"Jainie Got Run Over By a Robot" by Jaine Perotti
(to the tune of "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer")

Jainie got run over by a robot
Walkin’ from the pits back to the stands
You can say that robots never rampage
But sometimes they don’t heed their own commands.

Jainie had been drinking too much eggnog
She stayed up way too late the night before
“I have to repair my broken robot!”
Said she as she stumbled out the door.

When they found her layin’ there next mornin’,
At the tragic scene of the attack,
There were two big tire tracks on her forehead,
Incriminatin’ grease marks on her back.

Jainie got run over by a robot
But which machine should take all of the blame?
Robbe, Bobcats, Aztechs and Miss Daisy
Ferocious were their robots all the same.

Then one day a kid named Dillon Greenberg
Came forth and said his robot wouldn’t slow
Even though he tried his best to stop it
He made a fatal error in his code! (quite literally)

Jainie got run over by a robot
Walkin’ from the pits back to the stands
You can say that robots never rampage,
But sometimes they don’t heed their own commands.