10 Signs that your son is a hacker.

[Alexa Stott]

Originally Posted by artdutra04

Oh no! How would I be able to surf Chief Delphi during the build season if Microsoft turned off the Internet every day at night? Ohh the humanity! But maybe since I use illegal "open source" software like Mozilla Firefox and listen to these evil "mp3" music programs I won't have to worry about surfing Chief Delphi when I am in grounded for using the Internet for more than thirty minutes a day.

N-n-not Mozilla! I wonder if that was perhaps created by Castro.

I hope the kopzorz don't find CD. We'll all be taken away in handcuffs!

*sigh* The whole website is pretty amusing, actually.

* Note: This post has been found by the State of California to be a complete joke. Use as directed.

Ah, but we all know that The Internet Is Serious Business.