CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #98

[lukevanoort]

Originally Posted by Andy Baker

(again... not an entry: can ANYONE top those two?!?)

Well, there's still competition for the burn award....

[Morgan Gillespie]

"Never again shall a game of foursquare harm this beautiful concrete ground!"

[Conor Ryan]

With only a few hours left to ship, Jaine decides to offer herself up to the Gods in hope that 716 would have an awesome robot. Then she remembered that she was the only one that could set it up in autonomous and have it actually score, soo much for the sacrifice.

[irishninja]

Vitruvian Geek.

[dlavery]

Ever the inquisitive lass, here we see Jaine conducting yet another impromptu science experiment. Wondering what would happen if she swallowed 716 small refrigerator magnets, Jaine has discovered she now has a tendancy to always point north...

[MissInformation]

"Roll over Houdini, move over David Copperfield and hang up your magic wand David Blaine... with no strings or wires, I am going to rise up... that's right, levitate... everyone look... are you looking? Good... here I go... rising... rising... light as a feather, light as a feather, light as a feather... uh... just a second, it's coming... up, up and away! Up! up up up up up! Away? Well... what are all you looking at? Go away! Can't a girl take a nap in peace? Sheesh!"

[Dylan]

Jaine quietly singing to herself: "I'm, gonna soak up the sun,..."

[this line not an entry] (I think I saw her in ATL, wearing Tye-dye of course ) [/this line not an entry]

[nehalita]

Oh no Jaine...did Andy Baker tell another one of his corny jokes?

[Travis Hoffman]

Jaine was the unfortunate victim of mistaken identity in Atlanta when one of the city's automated Hippie Magnets stopped her in her tracks. Once police arrived and verified that she wasn't going to San Francisco and didn't have flowers in her hair, she was let off with a warning.

In a related note, has anyone seen Woodie Flowers since the Championship????

[Al Skierkiewicz]

After hearing Tytus and Arefin talking about repealing gravity, Jaine went immediately to work trying to hold down the small piece of earth she was standing on. This lasted for several minutes until the ant hill she had landed on came alive. Who knew that ants were attracted to blue and yellow?

[Dorienne]

Jaine: Ahhhhhh...nothing better than relaxing without Arefin at my heels...
*looks up* Oh crap here he comes...*runs off to another spot* Gosh I wish I didn't wear such obvious clothes today!!!

[Billfred]

Man, I knew I should've saved this one for about two weeks from now.

First place goes to (although I guess it isn't much of a shocker)...

Originally Posted by The Ringer

"Jainie Got Run Over By a Robot" by Jaine Perotti
(to the tune of "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer")

Jainie got run over by a robot
Walkin’ from the pits back to the stands
You can say that robots never rampage
But sometimes they don’t heed their own commands.

Jainie had been drinking too much eggnog
She stayed up way too late the night before
“I have to repair my broken robot!”
Said she as she stumbled out the door.

When they found her layin’ there next mornin’,
At the tragic scene of the attack,
There were two big tire tracks on her forehead,
Incriminatin’ grease marks on her back.

Jainie got run over by a robot
But which machine should take all of the blame?
Robbe, Bobcats, Aztechs and Miss Daisy
Ferocious were their robots all the same.

Then one day a kid named Dillon Greenberg
Came forth and said his robot wouldn’t slow
Even though he tried his best to stop it
He made a fatal error in his code! (quite literally)

Jainie got run over by a robot
Walkin’ from the pits back to the stands
You can say that robots never rampage,
But sometimes they don’t heed their own commands.

Second place is a tie!

Originally Posted by Tytus Gerrish

Jane, demonstrate how Jimmy Hoffa is laying under that concrete for us, wont you?

and

Originally Posted by Andy Baker

We've wondered why Jaine has chosen Civil Engineering over other types, but now we see the reason: the girl just loves concrete.

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Jay Trzaskos
2) T. Hoffman
3) MissInformation
4) dlavery
5) Rich Wong
6) Wayne Doenges
7) Danielle H
8) irishninja
9) GaryV1188
10) Rick TYler
11) lukevanoort
12) boiler
13) anna~marie
14) Conor Ryan

And the burn award (quite literally, in this case):

Originally Posted by Al Skierkiewicz

After hearing Tytus and Arefin talking about repealing gravity, Jaine went immediately to work trying to hold down the small piece of earth she was standing on. This lasted for several minutes until the ant hill she had landed on came alive. Who knew that ants were attracted to blue and yellow?

Which means the scores are...

MissInformation	114
T. Hoffman	113
EddieMcD	94
Dlavery	88
Rich Wong	88
Jay Trzaskos	84
EricH	84
Gary Dillard	83
Icurtis	80
Al Skierkiewicz	78
Wayne Doenges	76
Nehalita	75
Koko Ed	74
Jay H 237	73
Andy Baker	69
KathieK	62
Bcahn836	52
Arefin Bari	48
Dorienne 007	47
Artdutra04	42
Goober!!!	40
DCA Fan	39
Joe Matt	37
Andrew Blair	37
Conor Ryan	37
EricS-Team180	36
Lukevanoort	35
Amanda Morrison	31
Boiler	31
Alex Cormier	30
Xzvrw2	29
Rich Kressly	26
Ashley Christine	24
“Big Mike”	21
Zach Purser	20
Mechanicalbrain	20
1derboy	20
Kyle Love	19
Dillon Compton	18
KenWittlief	18
Bill_Hancoc	17
Skimoose	16
Tim Delles	15
Rick Tyler	15
KarenH	14
Richardp	13
GaryV1188	13
JVN	12
Cody C	12
Danielle H	12
Barry Bonzack	11
Jessica Boucher	11
Elgin Clock	11
anna~marie	11
Jane	11
Kjhobin	11
BurningQuestion	10
Fruity Pebbles	10
Pat McCarthy	10
Squirrelrock	10
InfernoX14	10
Dan Swando	9
Daniel Brim	9
Dave Scheck	9
Kevin Kolodziej	9
Sciencenerd	9
Dylan	9
Greg Needel	9
Lil' Lavery	8
Tytus Gerrish	8
Irishninja	8
Tiffany34990	8
Freddy Schurr	8
Ogre	7
Brandy836	6
Miketwalker	6
RoboMom	6
Greencactus3	6
Sciguy125	6
DjAlamose	6
MattD1Drift	6
Adam Richards	5
Shyra1353	5
Wetzel	5
Spears312	5
huff_dragon	4
Killerofkiller	4
Cyberguy34000	4
Denman	4
Meaubry	4
Steve W	4
Matt Attallah	4
SamS0Fa33O	4
Bemis	3
Beth Sweet	3
Kyle	3
RogerR	3
Ryan Foley	3
Sakura141	3
Andrew Rudolph	2
BuddyB309	2
Eria4044	2
GraySwandir-75	2
Meredith343MiM	2
Mini-D67	2
Sammy	2
Tomasz Bania	2
Eugenia Gabrielov	2
Liz C	2
Pwilczynski	2
Rohan_DHS	2
114Klutz	1
Ben Lauer	1
Budda648	1
CarpeDiem	1
Courtneyb1023	1
Dubious elise	1
FF_1610_EMT	1
First degree	1
George1902	1
Hillale	1
Jacqui	1
Joe_P.	1
John Wanninger	1
KyleGilbert45	1
Lisa Perez	1
Matt Krass	1
Mercury Rising	1
Mr. A	1
Mrblack298	1
Netman85am204	1
Rees2001	1
RoboMadi	1
Rvssnake	1
Saru29	1
Termite233	1
Wilshire	1

Onward!

[Jaine Perotti]

Originally Posted by Billfred

First place goes to (although I guess it isn't much of a shocker)...

So I guess "The Ringer" is my new nickname?