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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #100
Jess tried and tried, but no matter how much she hit Billfred, he didn't shrink to her height.
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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #100
Jess in her best Wizard of Oz voice: I'll get you my pretty -
Billfred in his best SNL voice: oh nooooooo Mr. Bill - wait, that's me - I'm Mr. Billfred - oh nooooooooo Mr. Billfred - |
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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #100
"Keep your hands off my hair! Grow your own!"
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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #100
No more caption contests with me in them!
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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #100
Whack!!!
You just had to stand in front of me during the opening ceromonies! Whack!!! How was I supposed to see what was going on!? Whack!!! And no, I don't have a 'pet door' in the door to my apartment! W - H - A - C - K ! ! ! |
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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #100
Billfred "No more rule changes. I refuse more changes"
Jessica "You'll read them, call them and like it OR I'll use this clip board to push them in and I'll like it" |
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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #100
... and I was always told that it was the boys who teased the girls when they liked them ...
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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #100
Billfred and Jessica reenacting the peasant scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
Billfred: "Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!" Jessica: "Bloody ref!" Billfred: "Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see her repressing me? You saw her, Didn't you?" |
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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #100
"Attention students, this picture does not resemble any form of gracious professionalism"
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Billfred: "Ouch!!!"
(I'm out of school and can't think of anything that could been said) |
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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #100
Over heard at the 2006 Championship CD-Webhug:
Bill: “ Hi I’m Bill, Hi I’m Bill, hi I’m Bill……..hi I’m Bill” Jessica: “ Hi I’m Jessica!” Bill: “Oh…. So you are Jessica…. hm…. I always imagine you to be taller.” Whack!!!! Not an entry> sorry Jessica! |
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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #100
Maybe if Jessica whacks Billfred enough, they'll be the same height.
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