CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #100

[DCA Fan]

No more caption contests with me in them!

[Jay H 237]

Whack!!!

You just had to stand in front of me during the opening ceromonies!

Whack!!!

How was I supposed to see what was going on!?

Whack!!!

And no, I don't have a 'pet door' in the door to my apartment!

W - H - A - C - K ! ! !

[Steve W]

Billfred "No more rule changes. I refuse more changes"

Jessica "You'll read them, call them and like it OR I'll use this clip board to push them in and I'll like it"

[anna~marie]

... and I was always told that it was the boys who teased the girls when they liked them ...

[Wayne Doenges]

Billfred and Jessica reenacting the peasant scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Billfred: "Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!"
Jessica: "Bloody ref!"
Billfred: "Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see her repressing me? You saw her, Didn't you?"

[Freddy Schurr]

"Attention students, this picture does not resemble any form of gracious professionalism"

[Goober!!!]

Billfred: "Ouch!!!"

(I'm out of school and can't think of anything that could been said)

[Rich Wong]

Over heard at the 2006 Championship CD-Webhug:

Bill: “ Hi I’m Bill, Hi I’m Bill, hi I’m Bill……..hi I’m Bill”

Jessica: “ Hi I’m Jessica!”

Bill: “Oh…. So you are Jessica…. hm…. I always imagine you to be taller.”

Whack!!!!


Not an entry> sorry Jessica!

[nehalita]

Maybe if Jessica whacks Billfred enough, they'll be the same height.

[Al Skierkiewicz]

I told you that I would hunt you down and get you good. No one can escape the wrath of my clip board! Now, let's go get some lunch.

[Andy Baker]

Ut oh, now I've got a blood stain on my clipboard. I need another sticker!!



AB

[Jeff Waegelin]

Seeing as I got a shout-out in this thread, I figured it was time to start playing the game again I won the 1st edition, so here's my shot for the 100th:

Billfred: "Can't.... look... at... stickers. Must... avert... eyes..."

[KathieK]

When Kathie realized that Billfred abandoned his post on DaVinci in order to attend the CD Web Hug, she sent Jess out to look for him. Although her directions were, "Use whatever it takes to get him back inside!" she didn't think Jess would resort to violence!

[MissInformation]

Jessica: "Billfred! I haven't seen you in so long! Gimme a hug!"
Billfred: "Ackkkkkk! Ackkkkkk! Ackkkkkk!"
Jessica: "What? What's wrong?"
Billfred: "You're not... wheeze... wearing... ackkkk... deodorant."

[Dylan]

This year the FIRST Championship was gripped with fear as a rash of clipboard attacks broke out. It seemed that no one was safe from this small woman's fury, not even FVC officials. "I still can't believe that much anger could come from such a small person" said Billfred, pictured below.

Moments after taking this picture, our cameraman too felt the wrath of the clipboard maniac.
Although there have not yet been any arrests, authorities have identified the woman responsible for these vicious attacks as a fellow volunteer, and are close to... hey, who's there? YOU! I knew it! Wait, what are you doing?! NOOOOO....!!
(WHAP! WHAP! WHAP! WHAP!)