CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #100

[Jay H 237]

Whack!!!

You just had to stand in front of me during the opening ceromonies!

Whack!!!

How was I supposed to see what was going on!?

Whack!!!

And no, I don't have a 'pet door' in the door to my apartment!

W - H - A - C - K ! ! !

[Steve W]

Billfred "No more rule changes. I refuse more changes"

Jessica "You'll read them, call them and like it OR I'll use this clip board to push them in and I'll like it"

[anna~marie]

... and I was always told that it was the boys who teased the girls when they liked them ...

[Wayne Doenges]

Billfred and Jessica reenacting the peasant scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Billfred: "Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!"
Jessica: "Bloody ref!"
Billfred: "Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see her repressing me? You saw her, Didn't you?"

[Freddy Schurr]

"Attention students, this picture does not resemble any form of gracious professionalism"

[Goober!!!]

Billfred: "Ouch!!!"

(I'm out of school and can't think of anything that could been said)

[Rich Wong]

Over heard at the 2006 Championship CD-Webhug:

Bill: “ Hi I’m Bill, Hi I’m Bill, hi I’m Bill……..hi I’m Bill”

Jessica: “ Hi I’m Jessica!”

Bill: “Oh…. So you are Jessica…. hm…. I always imagine you to be taller.”

Whack!!!!


Not an entry> sorry Jessica!

[nehalita]

Maybe if Jessica whacks Billfred enough, they'll be the same height.

[Al Skierkiewicz]

I told you that I would hunt you down and get you good. No one can escape the wrath of my clip board! Now, let's go get some lunch.

[Andy Baker]

Ut oh, now I've got a blood stain on my clipboard. I need another sticker!!



AB

[Jeff Waegelin]

Seeing as I got a shout-out in this thread, I figured it was time to start playing the game again I won the 1st edition, so here's my shot for the 100th:

Billfred: "Can't.... look... at... stickers. Must... avert... eyes..."

[KathieK]

When Kathie realized that Billfred abandoned his post on DaVinci in order to attend the CD Web Hug, she sent Jess out to look for him. Although her directions were, "Use whatever it takes to get him back inside!" she didn't think Jess would resort to violence!

[MissInformation]

Jessica: "Billfred! I haven't seen you in so long! Gimme a hug!"
Billfred: "Ackkkkkk! Ackkkkkk! Ackkkkkk!"
Jessica: "What? What's wrong?"
Billfred: "You're not... wheeze... wearing... ackkkk... deodorant."

[Dylan]

This year the FIRST Championship was gripped with fear as a rash of clipboard attacks broke out. It seemed that no one was safe from this small woman's fury, not even FVC officials. "I still can't believe that much anger could come from such a small person" said Billfred, pictured below.

Moments after taking this picture, our cameraman too felt the wrath of the clipboard maniac.
Although there have not yet been any arrests, authorities have identified the woman responsible for these vicious attacks as a fellow volunteer, and are close to... hey, who's there? YOU! I knew it! Wait, what are you doing?! NOOOOO....!!
(WHAP! WHAP! WHAP! WHAP!)

[Billfred]

Man, this world is nuts. Get back into Columbia at 2:00 AM from Mission Mayhem after four days without internet access (other than sneaking it from the RTS computers), sleep until noon, get to work, and as I was about to leave, this massive thunderstorm has walloped downtown. (For reference, the intensity of this thunderstorm made the one that flooded Mission Mayhem look like drizzle.) Once I get back home, the lights are out. So we get dinner and see Cars (which is a great movie), get home, and the lights come back on within fifteen minutes. It was like The Billfred Is Working Way Too Much Rule and The Gary Dillard Rule hit within the same 24 hours.

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by Andrew Rudolph

Jess: "look out theres a couple of torsos on your shoulder! One of them it trying to reach into your ear!"
billfred: "ahh get it!!!"

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by Joe Matt

Jess tried and tried, but no matter how much she hit Billfred, he didn't shrink to her height.

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Cody C
2) Rich Kressly
3) Rick TYler
4) Jay H 237
5) anna~marie
6) KathieK (grumble grumble practice match grumble grumble...)
7) Al Skierkiewicz
8) Andy Baker
9) calhounian
10) skimoose
11) robotcanuck1676
12) Jessica Boucher
13) EddieMcD
14) MissInformation

And the burn award...

Originally Posted by T. Hoffman

Billfred: "So, uh, I was talking with my 1293 students the other day, and they can't stop praising the Christmas cookies you sent me over the Holidays. It turns out they are great for filing down metal burrs. They also make the perfect ammo for keeping our shop's rat problem in check. I just wanted to thank you again for such a thoughtful gift!"

Jessica: "Oh that's so.....nice.......of.............you.............. ...........Billfred. Say, would you like to see my 'Board of Education'? Here, take a good, close look. Now here's your next lesson, jerk!"

Billfred: "Hee hee hee, that tickles! I've been hit in the head by one of your cookies (this explains a lot about me, by the way); compared to that pain, nothing even comes close!"

Which means the scores are...

T. Hoffman	118
MissInformation	118
EddieMcD	97
Dlavery	91
Rich Wong	91
Jay Trzaskos	86
EricH	85
Gary Dillard	83
Al Skierkiewicz	80
Icurtis	80
Wayne Doenges	79
Nehalita	77
Jay H 237	77
Koko Ed	77
Andy Baker	71
KathieK	66
Bcahn836	52
Arefin Bari	50
Dorienne 007	48
Joe Matt	43
Artdutra04	42
Goober!!!	42
DCA Fan	41
Conor Ryan	39
Rich Kressly	38
Lukevanoort	38
Andrew Blair	38
EricS-Team180	36
Amanda Morrison	34
Boiler	31
Alex Cormier	30
Xzvrw2	29
Ashley Christine	24
“Big Mike”	21
1derboy	21
Zach Purser	20
Mechanicalbrain	20
Rick Tyler	19
Kyle Love	19
Dillon Compton	18
KenWittlief	18
Skimoose	18
Bill_Hancoc	18
KarenH	16
Tim Delles	15
anna~marie	15
Cody C	14
Jane	14
Jessica Boucher	13
Richardp	13
GaryV1188	13
Andrew Rudolph	12
JVN	12
Danielle H	12
Barry Bonzack	11
Mercury Rising	11
Elgin Clock	11
Fruity Pebbles	11
Kjhobin	11
BurningQuestion	10
Lil' Lavery	10
Pat McCarthy	10
Squirrelrock	10
InfernoX14	10
Freddy Schurr	10
Dan Swando	9
Daniel Brim	9
Dave Scheck	9
Kevin Kolodziej	9
Sciencenerd	9
Dylan	9
Greg Needel	9
Tiffany34990	9
Tytus Gerrish	8
Irishninja	8
Ogre	7
Steve W	7
Brandy836	6
Miketwalker	6
RoboMom	6
Greencactus3	6
Sciguy125	6
DjAlamose	6
MattD1Drift	6
Adam Richards	5
Shyra1353	5
Wetzel	5
Spears312	5
huff_dragon	4
Killerofkiller	4
Cyberguy34000	4
Denman	4
Meaubry	4
Matt Attallah	4
SamS0Fa33O	4
Bemis	3
Beth Sweet	3
Kyle	3
RogerR	3
Ryan Foley	3
Sakura141	3
Rohith Surampudi	3
BuddyB309	2
Calhounian	2
Eria4044	2
GraySwandir-75	2
Meredith343MiM	2
Mini-D67	2
Robotcanuck1676	2
Sammy	2
Tomasz Bania	2
Eugenia Gabrielov	2
Liz C	2
Pwilczynski	2
Rohan_DHS	2
114Klutz	1
Ben Lauer	1
Budda648	1
CarpeDiem	1
Courtneyb1023	1
Daisy	1
Dubious elise	1
FF_1610_EMT	1
First degree	1
George1902	1
Hillale	1
Jacqui	1
Jeff Waegelin	1
Joe_P.	1
John Wanninger	1
KyleGilbert45	1
Lisa Perez	1
Matt Krass	1
Mr. A	1
Mrblack298	1
Netman85am204	1
Rees2001	1
RoboMadi	1
Saru29	1
Team1591	1
Termite233	1
Timmyd	1
Wilshire	1

Onward (finally)!