CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #100

[skimoose]

... and this completes our lesson on the proper way to recruit volunteers using a FIRST Volunteer Coordinator.

[Graham Donaldson]

Jessica: I'm WHACK going WHACK to WHACK keep WHACK hitting WHACK you WHACK with WHACK this WHACK clipboard WHACK until WHACK you WHACK respect WHACK my WHACK authority!

Billfred: Ok, Ok, OK!

Jessica: Good.

Billfred: I'm still taller than you though.

Jessica: WHACK!

End of submission to contest.

[Jessica Boucher]

Photoshop Contest #15..."Billfred, you're reusing the same people in pictures over and over."

Photoshop Contest #62..."Billfred, I'm sick of seeing the same people in these pictures."

Photoshop Contest #100....."Oh. So this is what it feels like. Yeah, I'm ready for another picture of Dave."

(but it was a nice quasi-birthday present )

[Al Skierkiewicz]

I told you that I would hunt you down and get you good. No one can escape the wrath of my clip board! Now, let's go get some lunch.

[Andy Baker]

Ut oh, now I've got a blood stain on my clipboard. I need another sticker!!



AB

[Jeff Waegelin]

Seeing as I got a shout-out in this thread, I figured it was time to start playing the game again I won the 1st edition, so here's my shot for the 100th:

Billfred: "Can't.... look... at... stickers. Must... avert... eyes..."

[KathieK]

When Kathie realized that Billfred abandoned his post on DaVinci in order to attend the CD Web Hug, she sent Jess out to look for him. Although her directions were, "Use whatever it takes to get him back inside!" she didn't think Jess would resort to violence!

[MissInformation]

Jessica: "Billfred! I haven't seen you in so long! Gimme a hug!"
Billfred: "Ackkkkkk! Ackkkkkk! Ackkkkkk!"
Jessica: "What? What's wrong?"
Billfred: "You're not... wheeze... wearing... ackkkk... deodorant."

[dlavery]

Once the initial concept of the "Whack-A-Billfred" arcade game was conceived, all that remained was the actual development. This process was somewhat crude, but effective, as can be seen in this picture of two WillJess, Inc., employees during early game testing. The game was widely accepted and became an instant cult classic. Unfortunately their next concept, "Hawk-Up-A-Furball," didn't have nearly the same level of commercial success.

[lukevanoort]

DeKaARTZ presents, their FIRST blockbuster hit,
MORTAL KOMBAT 7: Atlanta Rumble

[Rich Kressly]

"Stop....STOP. I don't even know who this "Billferd" is that you speak of. I'm Wiiliam Leverette for goodness sake. Here look at the badg..."

WHACK!!

[Cody Carey]

But this midevil clash between good and evil is a bit different... The knight has no armor, and the dragon is armed with a clipboard. Lets see how it ends.

[Andrew Rudolph]

Jess: "look out theres a couple of torsos on your shoulder! One of them it trying to reach into your ear!"
billfred: "ahh get it!!!"

[Rohith Surampudi]

Jess:"I dont care what my name tag says, I AM JVN, OBEY"

[EddieMcD]

"Billfred, GET DOWN HERE!"

<not entry>Happy 100th Caption Contest! May someone hit you with a clipboard 100 times. Oh wait...</not entry>