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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #100
Billfred: "So, uh, I was talking with my 1293 students the other day, and they can't stop praising the Christmas cookies you sent me over the Holidays. It turns out they are great for filing down metal burrs. They also make the perfect ammo for keeping our shop's rat problem in check. I just wanted to thank you again for such a thoughtful gift!"
Jessica: "Oh that's so.....nice.......of.............you.............. ...........Billfred. Say, would you like to see my 'Board of Education'? Here, take a good, close look. Now here's your next lesson, jerk!" Billfred: "Hee hee hee, that tickles! I've been hit in the head by one of your cookies (this explains a lot about me, by the way); compared to that pain, nothing even comes close!" |
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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #100
Can you believe they misspelled "billfred" on the nametag?
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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #100
This year the FIRST Championship was gripped with fear as a rash of clipboard attacks broke out. It seemed that no one was safe from this small woman's fury, not even FVC officials. "I still can't believe that much anger could come from such a small person" said Billfred, pictured below.
Moments after taking this picture, our cameraman too felt the wrath of the clipboard maniac. Although there have not yet been any arrests, authorities have identified the woman responsible for these vicious attacks as a fellow volunteer, and are close to... hey, who's there? YOU! I knew it! Wait, what are you doing?! NOOOOO....!! (WHAP! WHAP! WHAP! WHAP!) |
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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #100
Man, this world is nuts. Get back into Columbia at 2:00 AM from Mission Mayhem after four days without internet access (other than sneaking it from the RTS computers), sleep until noon, get to work, and as I was about to leave, this massive thunderstorm has walloped downtown. (For reference, the intensity of this thunderstorm made the one that flooded Mission Mayhem look like drizzle.) Once I get back home, the lights are out. So we get dinner and see Cars (which is a great movie), get home, and the lights come back on within fifteen minutes. It was like The Billfred Is Working Way Too Much Rule and The Gary Dillard Rule hit within the same 24 hours.
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1) Cody C 2) Rich Kressly 3) Rick TYler 4) Jay H 237 5) anna~marie 6) KathieK (grumble grumble practice match grumble grumble... )7) Al Skierkiewicz 8) Andy Baker 9) calhounian 10) skimoose 11) robotcanuck1676 12) Jessica Boucher 13) EddieMcD 14) MissInformation And the burn award... Quote:
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T. Hoffman 118 MissInformation 118 EddieMcD 97 Dlavery 91 Rich Wong 91 Jay Trzaskos 86 EricH 85 Gary Dillard 83 Al Skierkiewicz 80 Icurtis 80 Wayne Doenges 79 Nehalita 77 Jay H 237 77 Koko Ed 77 Andy Baker 71 KathieK 66 Bcahn836 52 Arefin Bari 50 Dorienne 007 48 Joe Matt 43 Artdutra04 42 Goober!!! 42 DCA Fan 41 Conor Ryan 39 Rich Kressly 38 Lukevanoort 38 Andrew Blair 38 EricS-Team180 36 Amanda Morrison 34 Boiler 31 Alex Cormier 30 Xzvrw2 29 Ashley Christine 24 “Big Mike” 21 1derboy 21 Zach Purser 20 Mechanicalbrain 20 Rick Tyler 19 Kyle Love 19 Dillon Compton 18 KenWittlief 18 Skimoose 18 Bill_Hancoc 18 KarenH 16 Tim Delles 15 anna~marie 15 Cody C 14 Jane 14 Jessica Boucher 13 Richardp 13 GaryV1188 13 Andrew Rudolph 12 JVN 12 Danielle H 12 Barry Bonzack 11 Mercury Rising 11 Elgin Clock 11 Fruity Pebbles 11 Kjhobin 11 BurningQuestion 10 Lil' Lavery 10 Pat McCarthy 10 Squirrelrock 10 InfernoX14 10 Freddy Schurr 10 Dan Swando 9 Daniel Brim 9 Dave Scheck 9 Kevin Kolodziej 9 Sciencenerd 9 Dylan 9 Greg Needel 9 Tiffany34990 9 Tytus Gerrish 8 Irishninja 8 Ogre 7 Steve W 7 Brandy836 6 Miketwalker 6 RoboMom 6 Greencactus3 6 Sciguy125 6 DjAlamose 6 MattD1Drift 6 Adam Richards 5 Shyra1353 5 Wetzel 5 Spears312 5 huff_dragon 4 Killerofkiller 4 Cyberguy34000 4 Denman 4 Meaubry 4 Matt Attallah 4 SamS0Fa33O 4 Bemis 3 Beth Sweet 3 Kyle 3 RogerR 3 Ryan Foley 3 Sakura141 3 Rohith Surampudi 3 BuddyB309 2 Calhounian 2 Eria4044 2 GraySwandir-75 2 Meredith343MiM 2 Mini-D67 2 Robotcanuck1676 2 Sammy 2 Tomasz Bania 2 Eugenia Gabrielov 2 Liz C 2 Pwilczynski 2 Rohan_DHS 2 114Klutz 1 Ben Lauer 1 Budda648 1 CarpeDiem 1 Courtneyb1023 1 Daisy 1 Dubious elise 1 FF_1610_EMT 1 First degree 1 George1902 1 Hillale 1 Jacqui 1 Jeff Waegelin 1 Joe_P. 1 John Wanninger 1 KyleGilbert45 1 Lisa Perez 1 Matt Krass 1 Mr. A 1 Mrblack298 1 Netman85am204 1 Rees2001 1 RoboMadi 1 Saru29 1 Team1591 1 Termite233 1 Timmyd 1 Wilshire 1 |
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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #100
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I expected Contest#100's judging would be delayed due to the rain! Nice work at Mayhem. ![]() |
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