CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #102

[Billfred]

...and actually posted on a Sunday!

Here's the scores:

MissInformation	120
T. Hoffman	120
EddieMcD	102
Rich Wong	92
Dlavery	91
Al Skierkiewicz	90
Jay Trzaskos	86
EricH	85
Gary Dillard	83
Icurtis	80
Wayne Doenges	80
Jay H 237	79
Koko Ed	79
Nehalita	78
Andy Baker	73
KathieK	68
Bcahn836	52
Arefin Bari	50
Dorienne 007	48
Joe Matt	44
Goober!!!	43
Artdutra04	42
Conor Ryan	41
DCA Fan	41
Lukevanoort	40
Andrew Blair	38
Rich Kressly	38
EricS-Team180	36
Amanda Morrison	34
Boiler	31
Alex Cormier	30
Xzvrw2	29
Ashley Christine	24
“Big Mike”	21
1derboy	21
Mechanicalbrain	20
Rick Tyler	20
Zach Purser	20
Kyle Love	19
Skimoose	19
Bill_Hancoc	18
Dillon Compton	18
KenWittlief	18
Cody C	16
Jane	16
KarenH	16
anna~marie	15
Tim Delles	15
Danielle H	14
GaryV1188	14
Fruity Pebbles	13
Jessica Boucher	13
Richardp	13
Andrew Rudolph	12
JVN	12
Barry Bonzack	11
Dave Scheck	11
Elgin Clock	11
Freddy Schurr	11
Kjhobin	11
Mercury Rising	11
BurningQuestion	10
Dylan	10
InfernoX14	10
Lil' Lavery	10
Pat McCarthy	10
Squirrelrock	10
Steve W	10
Dan Swando	9
Daniel Brim	9
Greg Needel	9
Kevin Kolodziej	9
Sciencenerd	9
Tiffany34990	9
Irishninja	8
Miketwalker	8
RoboMom	8
Tytus Gerrish	8
Ogre	7
Brandy836	6
DjAlamose	6
Greencactus3	6
MattD1Drift	6
Sciguy125	6
Adam Richards	5
Rohith Surampudi	5
Shyra1353	5
Spears312	5
Wetzel	5
Cyberguy34000	4
Denman	4
huff_dragon	4
Killerofkiller	4
Matt Attallah	4
Meaubry	4
SamS0Fa33O	4
Bemis	3
Beth Sweet	3
Calhounian	3
Kyle	3
Matt Krass	3
Robotcanuck1676	3
RogerR	3
Ryan Foley	3
Sakura141	3
BuddyB309	2
Eria4044	2
Eugenia Gabrielov	2
GraySwandir-75	2
Liz C	2
Meredith343MiM	2
Mini-D67	2
Pwilczynski	2
Rohan_DHS	2
Sammy	2
Tomasz Bania	2
114Klutz	1
Ben Lauer	1
Budda648	1
CarpeDiem	1
Courtneyb1023	1
Daisy	1
DevilChild	1
Dubious elise	1
FF_1610_EMT	1
First degree	1
George1902	1
Hillale	1
Jacqui	1
Jeff Waegelin	1
Joe_P.	1
John Wanninger	1
KyleGilbert45	1
Lisa Perez	1
Mr. A	1
Mrblack298	1
Netman85am204	1
Rees2001	1
RoboMadi	1
Saru29	1
Team1591	1
Termite233	1
Timmyd	1
Wilshire	1

And as much as I wanted to fulfill Miss Boucher's request last week, the events of Mission Mayhem sort of preempted my scheme. But since no off-seasons have been flooded out this week, I can now present our regularly-scheduled picture:

http://www.invisiblerobot.com/roboti.../p1170816.html

Now, a slight change to the timetable. This Tuesday night, I leave for a month in the state of Maine. (Nothing like covering functionally the whole east coast by rail within two weeks, let me tell 'ya.) I'm going to be somewhat busy up there teaching kids about the wonders of robots, so to make sure I've got plenty of time to judge, the deadline will be FRIDAY at Midnight EDT. I don't take much pleasure in fiddling with an established deadline, but I also don't take much pleasure in invoking the Billfred Is Working Way Too Much Rule.

With that said, go!

[Steve W]

Dave shows his adaptability by performing and teaching the delicate art of open robot surgery. The operation was successful and the patient played another day. Please note that this should only be performed by an expert in the right scrubs.

[Koko Ed]

DAVE: OK kids this is a delicate operation. Any wrong move and six weeks of hard work goes down the drain.
KIDS: Yes, Mr. Lavrey!
DAVE:Wrench...screwdriver...duct tape...
ROBOT:Hey I hope you guys are wearin' gloves n' all. It pays to be sanitary! AHHHGH! Geez your hands are cold!

[Goober!!!]

Dave:Ready, Aim, FIRE!!!
Kid by the shooter: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW MY EYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dave:OOPS!!!

[Ian Curtis]

Kid in the Hat: Man that was rough! By the time you guys finally got around to opening the crate this morning we where up to our knees in shavings, all fourty seven of the drill batteries you gave us were dead, and all we had left for food was that *looks down cloth thingy* donut. In fact, once we where underway, we realized that we only had 11 dozen instead of 24 dozen we ordered. Know anything about that Dave?

Dave Thinking: Maybe if I hide my face behind this piece of angle iron no one will see the grin on my face.

[Kyle A]

KID: Umm Dace shouldn't you turn the robot off before you stick you hands in there?

Dave: I'll be fine it is only for a second.

Kid2: good Job Dave the Saftey Judge just saw you do that, now we will never win the saftey award!!

[Conor Ryan]

Some Freshman on 116: I'm no genious, but it looks like Dave also has a degree as an Otologist

[Dan Petrovic]

"Nah, it looks more like a rabbit than a duck."

[Rick TYler]

Student: Are you sure we have that bolt tightened, Dave?

Dave: Absolutely. As we say at NASA, righty-tighty, lefty-loosey...

[Jay H 237]

Kid on left:

"So Dave, what's up with this ball shooter you designed? We can't get this thing to last two minutes for a match but you have no problem getting a rover to last two plus years on Mars!"

[Arefin Bari]

Dave: Kids, make sure this robot doesn't get anywhere close to Tytus and Arefin, oh yea and also make sure that the robot is secured and INSIDE this time at IRI.

<not part of the entry> last year at IRI, team 116 left the robot in the trailer outside in the parking lot. It started raining very badly around 8 p.m. Tytus tried to save the robot. Next morning team 116 walked in with a very soaked robot. That is when Dave said "hmm... water game." </not part of the entry>

[EricS-Team180]

<Robot> "woooohooohooo! that tickles, Dave!"

[Matt Krass]

Student on top: This is such a mess! Ugh!
Student on left: Dave, the robot isn't meant to shoot Krispy Kreme's in to your mouth!
Dave: I really didn't expect it to get stuck like that...

[Dylan]

Kid in hat: Ok, I see where the ball is stuck...

Kid on left: Is that a Krispy Kreme?!

Kid in hat: Dave, how many times have we told you not to feed the robot!!

Kid on left: Yea Dave, you'll make the robot overweight!

Dave: But it looked hungry...

Robot: Mmm... glazed.

[Wayne Doenges]

Dave: "We will be attempting to transfer Einstein's brain into our robot."
Student on left: "Is that legal? I don't think a brain was in the KOP."
Dave: "You let me worry about that. I write the rules so I can change the rules."
Dave: "First attach the speech center to the speaker."
Robot: "Das ist gut. Ich bin ser gluchlich (sp?)."
Student with hat: "Oh great, it speaks only german. We're doomed."