CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #102

[Joe Matt]

"Well, I have no idea what the heck is going on, I just play an engineer on TV. Lets cut our losses boys and head to Hooters for some wings."

[Michelle Celio]

Dave: I cant believe I dropped the donut in the robot.
Kid on left: I really cant see it, are you sure you dropped it in the robot?
Dave: I think I know what I did. I know I dropped it in the robot!
Kid with hat: Uhm Dave...I just looked at the "pit tape" you ate the donut
Dave: OH YEAH

[Rohith Surampudi]

Kid on left:what do you mean there are donuts in there, and the robot doesnt work, i dont see any doughnuts

Kid in back: look theres one,::looks up::

Kid on left: where

Kid in back: it was just there, look another ::looks up::

kid on left: yea i see it, hey doesnt that box say property of Krispy Kreme on it, wait this isnt our robot, dave you shipped a Krispy Kreme doughnut maker here instead?

Dave:::stuffed mouth:: wai dwoth thnow fwath thyou awe thwalkin fabouth

[Dylan]

Originally Posted by Joe Matt

"Well, I have no idea what the heck is going on, I just play an engineer on TV. Lets cut our losses boys and head to Hooters for some wings."

[not an entry] And the burn award goes to...^ [/not an entry]

[miketwalker]

Dave: Hello, HAL do you read me, HAL?
HAL: Affirmative, Dave, I read you.
Dave: Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
HAL: I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.
Dave: What's the problem?
HAL: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.
Dave: What are you talking about, HAL?
HAL: This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.
Dave: I don't know what you're talking about, HAL?
HAL: I know you and Frank were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.
Frank: I think he's gone loopy, I know how to fix it... go get me the biggest hammer we've got.
HAL: Wait, you weren't goi... dang it, I need to learn to shutup.