CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #102

[JaneYoung]

116's answer to everything:

'Oops....'

[Rich Wong]

Dave: "Guys, my wife is walking this way.
Quickly, cover up this taffeta ball bag I gave you to replace that cheap canvas ball bag.
She may recognize her old puffy poodle dress from high school."

[KathieK]

Dave: OK, now this is how this works. You place a dozen Krispy Kremes inside this converter compartment, press this button, and Voila! Instant energy! Who needs batteries?

[MissInformation]

Dave (singing): "Hop on my robot it's as big as a whale and it's about to set sail..."
Baxter (joining him): "and we're headin' on down to the Snack Bar..."
Dave and Baxter together: "Snack Bar baaabeeee!"
Justin: "Uh... you guys do know that the snack bar is only 30 feet away..."
Dave: "Your point being?"
Baxter (still singing): "Snack Bar, baby Snack Bar..."
Justin: "Won't it take 40 minutes to ride the robot there?"
Dave: "So? Look, are you coming or not?"
Justin: "Okay!"
Baxter (caterwauling away): "Bang bang bang...."
Dave: "On the frame baby"
Baxter and Justin: "Bang bang"
Dave: "Your what?"
Baxter and Justin: "Ro-bot... rusted!"
All three: "Snack bar, baby, snack bar, yeah that's where it's at..."

Moral of this story: Why do things the easy way when you can do it with a robot?

<not an entry> my apology goes out to the B-52s for the mangalization of their song<not and entry>

[Graham Donaldson]

DAVE: So, Arthrur Dutra thinks he can show up my coke and mentos video? We'll see about that. Ok...I'm going to drop it in, and then you guys push the button to fire it!

GUY IN HAT: Hey, a Krispy Kreme!

DAVE: MINE!!!!!

BOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DAVE: Oops. I guess that bottle flew further than I thought it would.

Seven months later...

NASA CONTROLLER: Hey, sir! We just lost contact with Spirit!

DAVE: NOOOOO!!!!!!!! My car!

[Rich Kressly]

"Um, Dave we appreciate your input, but aren't you emceeing on the field in five minutes?"

"Yeah, but this is an easy fix. You see on the MER robots..."

"Oh man Dave, not with the Mars crap again. Can you please go see if Dean needs you to guest speak somewhere that requires you to get on his jet, now?"

"Do you little punks have any clue what I do every day?"

"Yes Dave, you're an administrator. Now, go back to your office and work on the budget. We'll let you know when to come back here and take all of the credit."

[not an entry] I may need to turn in my decoder ring after this one [/not an entry]

[Freddy Schurr]

Dave " Why the heck do I always see myself being place into these caption contest by Billfred? Maybe I should get my Hawaiian gear on again and RUN AWAY!

[George1902]

Boy-in-the-hat: I think I see the head!
Dave: Congratulations, Ma'am. It's a Poof ball.

[nehalita]

Dave: "Did your robot just eat my KRISPY KREME. Give me that back! Bring out the taser gun!"
Boy: "Uhm we have a soldering iron"
Dave: "Good enough. Boys, we got a donut to save"

[lukevanoort]

"Ahh... I see why the robot was chasing me down murderously firing poof balls in the last practice round, some buffoon switched the jumper on the CMU control box to "Hawaiian." Wait a second.... when you guys said you were lightening the robot...."

[Travis Hoffman]

In the not-so-distant future, Dave is about to realize his ultimate success as a NASA engineer:

Dave: Huzzah! After years of spending thousands of dollars of government money on this project, I am almost done building my robot.....my GIRRRRRRL robot! You two young whippersnappers go cut off all of Heidi's hair while I duct tape my dentures to the front of Charlene's frame.

Kid 1: Uh, Dave, aren't your false teeth kinda important for things like eating and such?

Dave: Don't you worry, sonny. NASA paid for me to have a set of gold teeth made - they'll really help me complete my pimp look, yo. Now run along - Grandpa Lavery has some work to do.....*removes teeth, accidentally drops them into robot*. Well, shoooot!

Kid 2, looking into robot: Uh, Dave, your dentures are stuck in Charlene's right drivetrain gearbox.

Dave: So they are! I reckon you'll reach down in there and pluck 'em out; my arthritis is actin' up.

Kid 2: Uh, um, I can't....I'm allergic to grease. *Whispering to Kid 1* Quick, go get Sean and tell him his dad is having one of his episodes again!

[EddieMcD]

"Ohh, what does this button do?"

*BZZT!*