CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #102

[KathieK]

Dave: OK, now this is how this works. You place a dozen Krispy Kremes inside this converter compartment, press this button, and Voila! Instant energy! Who needs batteries?

[MissInformation]

Dave (singing): "Hop on my robot it's as big as a whale and it's about to set sail..."
Baxter (joining him): "and we're headin' on down to the Snack Bar..."
Dave and Baxter together: "Snack Bar baaabeeee!"
Justin: "Uh... you guys do know that the snack bar is only 30 feet away..."
Dave: "Your point being?"
Baxter (still singing): "Snack Bar, baby Snack Bar..."
Justin: "Won't it take 40 minutes to ride the robot there?"
Dave: "So? Look, are you coming or not?"
Justin: "Okay!"
Baxter (caterwauling away): "Bang bang bang...."
Dave: "On the frame baby"
Baxter and Justin: "Bang bang"
Dave: "Your what?"
Baxter and Justin: "Ro-bot... rusted!"
All three: "Snack bar, baby, snack bar, yeah that's where it's at..."

Moral of this story: Why do things the easy way when you can do it with a robot?

<not an entry> my apology goes out to the B-52s for the mangalization of their song<not and entry>

[Graham Donaldson]

DAVE: So, Arthrur Dutra thinks he can show up my coke and mentos video? We'll see about that. Ok...I'm going to drop it in, and then you guys push the button to fire it!

GUY IN HAT: Hey, a Krispy Kreme!

DAVE: MINE!!!!!

BOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DAVE: Oops. I guess that bottle flew further than I thought it would.

Seven months later...

NASA CONTROLLER: Hey, sir! We just lost contact with Spirit!

DAVE: NOOOOO!!!!!!!! My car!

[Rich Kressly]

"Um, Dave we appreciate your input, but aren't you emceeing on the field in five minutes?"

"Yeah, but this is an easy fix. You see on the MER robots..."

"Oh man Dave, not with the Mars crap again. Can you please go see if Dean needs you to guest speak somewhere that requires you to get on his jet, now?"

"Do you little punks have any clue what I do every day?"

"Yes Dave, you're an administrator. Now, go back to your office and work on the budget. We'll let you know when to come back here and take all of the credit."

[not an entry] I may need to turn in my decoder ring after this one [/not an entry]

[Freddy Schurr]

Dave " Why the heck do I always see myself being place into these caption contest by Billfred? Maybe I should get my Hawaiian gear on again and RUN AWAY!

[George1902]

Boy-in-the-hat: I think I see the head!
Dave: Congratulations, Ma'am. It's a Poof ball.

[nehalita]

Dave: "Did your robot just eat my KRISPY KREME. Give me that back! Bring out the taser gun!"
Boy: "Uhm we have a soldering iron"
Dave: "Good enough. Boys, we got a donut to save"

[lukevanoort]

"Ahh... I see why the robot was chasing me down murderously firing poof balls in the last practice round, some buffoon switched the jumper on the CMU control box to "Hawaiian." Wait a second.... when you guys said you were lightening the robot...."

[Travis Hoffman]

In the not-so-distant future, Dave is about to realize his ultimate success as a NASA engineer:

Dave: Huzzah! After years of spending thousands of dollars of government money on this project, I am almost done building my robot.....my GIRRRRRRL robot! You two young whippersnappers go cut off all of Heidi's hair while I duct tape my dentures to the front of Charlene's frame.

Kid 1: Uh, Dave, aren't your false teeth kinda important for things like eating and such?

Dave: Don't you worry, sonny. NASA paid for me to have a set of gold teeth made - they'll really help me complete my pimp look, yo. Now run along - Grandpa Lavery has some work to do.....*removes teeth, accidentally drops them into robot*. Well, shoooot!

Kid 2, looking into robot: Uh, Dave, your dentures are stuck in Charlene's right drivetrain gearbox.

Dave: So they are! I reckon you'll reach down in there and pluck 'em out; my arthritis is actin' up.

Kid 2: Uh, um, I can't....I'm allergic to grease. *Whispering to Kid 1* Quick, go get Sean and tell him his dad is having one of his episodes again!

[EddieMcD]

"Ohh, what does this button do?"

*BZZT!*

[Billfred]

Well, I've survived the 30-something-hour trip to Maine (alright, it's really only 20 or so, but I gave myself a nice layover in NYC), and am finally getting into the swing of things up here.

With that said, since I did fudge the deadline this week, I suppose it's time for an additional rule...

Originally Posted by The Life-Is-Too-Short-To-Nit-Pick Rule

While Billfred says the deadline is at a certain point in time, there is inevitably a span of time between that deadline and when he actually sits down to judge the contest. If you can get an entry in during that span of time, lucky you.

With that said, first place goes to:

Originally Posted by George1902

Boy-in-the-hat: I think I see the head!
Dave: Congratulations, Ma'am. It's a Poof ball.

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by T. Hoffman

In the not-so-distant future, Dave is about to realize his ultimate success as a NASA engineer:

Dave: Huzzah! After years of spending thousands of dollars of government money on this project, I am almost done building my robot.....my GIRRRRRRL robot! You two young whippersnappers go cut off all of Heidi's hair while I duct tape my dentures to the front of Charlene's frame.

Kid 1: Uh, Dave, aren't your false teeth kinda important for things like eating and such?

Dave: Don't you worry, sonny. NASA paid for me to have a set of gold teeth made - they'll really help me complete my pimp look, yo. Now run along - Grandpa Lavery has some work to do.....*removes teeth, accidentally drops them into robot*. Well, shoooot!

Kid 2, looking into robot: Uh, Dave, your dentures are stuck in Charlene's right drivetrain gearbox.

Dave: So they are! I reckon you'll reach down in there and pluck 'em out; my arthritis is actin' up.

Kid 2: Uh, um, I can't....I'm allergic to grease. *Whispering to Kid 1* Quick, go get Sean and tell him his dad is having one of his episodes again!

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Koko Ed
2) Kyle A
3) robotcanuck1676
4) MissInformation
5) KathieK
6) Rich Wong
7) Jane
8) skimoose
9) Rick TYler
10) Jay H 237
11) Matt Krass
12) EddieMcD
13) miketwalker
14) Cody C
15) Joe Matt

And the burn award goes to...

Originally Posted by Rich Kressly

"Um, Dave we appreciate your input, but aren't you emceeing on the field in five minutes?"

"Yeah, but this is an easy fix. You see on the MER robots..."

"Oh man Dave, not with the Mars crap again. Can you please go see if Dean needs you to guest speak somewhere that requires you to get on his jet, now?"

"Do you little punks have any clue what I do every day?"

"Yes Dave, you're an administrator. Now, go back to your office and work on the budget. We'll let you know when to come back here and take all of the credit."

Which means the scores are:

T. Hoffman	125
MissInformation	122
EddieMcD	104
Rich Wong	94
Dlavery	91
Al Skierkiewicz	90
Jay Trzaskos	86
EricH	85
Gary Dillard	83
Icurtis	81
Jay H 237	81
Koko Ed	81
Wayne Doenges	81
Nehalita	78
Andy Baker	73
KathieK	70
Bcahn836	52
Arefin Bari	51
Dorienne 007	48
Joe Matt	46
Goober!!!	44
Artdutra04	42
Conor Ryan	42
DCA Fan	41
Lukevanoort	41
Rich Kressly	41
Andrew Blair	38
EricS-Team180	37
Amanda Morrison	34
Boiler	31
Alex Cormier	30
Xzvrw2	29
Ashley Christine	24
Rick Tyler	22
“Big Mike”	21
1derboy	21
Skimoose	21
Mechanicalbrain	20
Zach Purser	20
Kyle Love	19
Bill_Hancoc	18
Cody C	18
Dillon Compton	18
Jane	18
KenWittlief	18
KarenH	16
anna~marie	15
Tim Delles	15
Danielle H	14
Fruity Pebbles	14
GaryV1188	14
Jessica Boucher	13
Richardp	13
Andrew Rudolph	12
Freddy Schurr	12
JVN	12
Barry Bonzack	11
Dave Scheck	11
Dylan	11
Elgin Clock	11
George1902	11
InfernoX14	11
Kjhobin	11
Mercury Rising	11
Steve W	11
BurningQuestion	10
Lil' Lavery	10
Miketwalker	10
Pat McCarthy	10
Squirrelrock	10
Dan Swando	9
Daniel Brim	9
Greg Needel	9
Kevin Kolodziej	9
Sciencenerd	9
Tiffany34990	9
Irishninja	8
RoboMom	8
Tytus Gerrish	8
Ogre	7
Brandy836	6
DjAlamose	6
Greencactus3	6
MattD1Drift	6
Rohith Surampudi	6
Sciguy125	6
Adam Richards	5
Matt Krass	5
Robotcanuck1676	5
Shyra1353	5
Spears312	5
Wetzel	5
Cyberguy34000	4
Denman	4
huff_dragon	4
Killerofkiller	4
Matt Attallah	4
Meaubry	4
SamS0Fa33O	4
Bemis	3
Beth Sweet	3
Calhounian	3
Kyle	3
RogerR	3
Ryan Foley	3
Sakura141	3
BuddyB309	2
Eria4044	2
Eugenia Gabrielov	2
GraySwandir-75	2
Kyle A	2
Liz C	2
Meredith343MiM	2
Mini-D67	2
Pwilczynski	2
Rohan_DHS	2
Sammy	2
Tomasz Bania	2
114Klutz	1
Ben Lauer	1
Budda648	1
CarpeDiem	1
Courtneyb1023	1
Daisy	1
DevilChild	1
Dubious elise	1
FF_1610_EMT	1
First degree	1
Hillale	1
Jacqui	1
Jeff Waegelin	1
Joe_P.	1
John Wanninger	1
KyleGilbert45	1
Lisa Perez	1
Mr. A	1
Mrblack298	1
Netman85am204	1
Rees2001	1
RoboMadi	1
Saru29	1
Team1591	1
Termite233	1
Timmyd	1
Wilshire	1

Onward!