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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #102
In the not-so-distant future, Dave is about to realize his ultimate success as a NASA engineer:
Dave: Huzzah! After years of spending thousands of dollars of government money on this project, I am almost done building my robot.....my GIRRRRRRL robot! You two young whippersnappers go cut off all of Heidi's hair while I duct tape my dentures to the front of Charlene's frame.
Kid 1: Uh, Dave, aren't your false teeth kinda important for things like eating and such?
Dave: Don't you worry, sonny. NASA paid for me to have a set of gold teeth made - they'll really help me complete my pimp look, yo. Now run along - Grandpa Lavery has some work to do.....*removes teeth, accidentally drops them into robot*. Well, shoooot!
Kid 2, looking into robot: Uh, Dave, your dentures are stuck in Charlene's right drivetrain gearbox.
Dave: So they are! I reckon you'll reach down in there and pluck 'em out; my arthritis is actin' up.
Kid 2: Uh, um, I can't....I'm allergic to grease. *Whispering to Kid 1* Quick, go get Sean and tell him his dad is having one of his episodes again!
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Travis Hoffman, Enginerd, FRC Team 48 Delphi E.L.I.T.E.
NEOFRA / Delphi E.L.I.T.E. FLL Regional Partner
Last edited by Travis Hoffman : 24-06-2006 at 09:12.
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Titanium is almost twice as heavy as aluminum. I can have the bragging aspect of making a bullet resistant robot, but if someone is coming into a competition and shooting my robot, I have more important things to worry about! - Andrew Blair [more] 
24-06-2006, 08:59
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