CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #106

[Dylan]

Ant # 2: "These aren't fruity pebbles you idiot!"

Ant # 1: "But I saw it on CD, I was right there on the computer screen!"

Ant # 2: "You're demoted to grub-moving."

Ant # 1: "Noooo!"

Michelle: "Are those ants talking?!"

[Al Skierkiewicz]

"I thought it was poppies that made you sleepy! What do you need to wake up from Kentucky Bluegrass? And what did I ever do to the Wicked Witch of the West?!?"

[Jay H 237]

I can't find my contact lens. I know it's here somewh.........what's this? A Matchbox car? I haven't seen that car since '93 or '94.
I hope it doesn't take me that long to find my lens!

[Dan Petrovic]

"The tree did talk. You heard it, too, right grass? Grass?!"

[Freddy Schurr]

"I can hear the FRC GD Committee heart at the work right now and it does not sound goood"

[Taylor]

Oh, no! I dropped a Michelle! FRUIT DOWN!! Do you hear me? FRUIT DOWN!!

[Morgan Gillespie]

"The longer I stay here and pretend I'm sleeping, the less grapes I have to save from a vertical doom. Shhh ant, don't blow my cover!"

[Josh Goodman]

New Product- Febreze for lawns! Make your lawn smell nice!

It's THAT Fresh!

[Cuog]

"Now when i lay on the ground like this, the world turns sideways and the grass becomes the wall, cool huh?"

[Hiteak]

"Shh, a group robots are coming, about 1 mile down."

[EricS-Team180]

F.P. focused her left eye yellow laser with skill and prescision. The fire ants hiding in the St.Augustine grass had had the last laugh for too long. The new implant hummed with giddy expectation. Soon...yes VERY soon, those ants would be TOAST! muuuuuwwwaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha!

[nehalita]

Michele was TRYING to blend in but somehow I think camouflage wasn't her forte.

[Steve W]

1st green elephant " See it works"
2nd green elephant " So you tripped her. She didn't have her eyes open so we will have to try again"
The green elephants go back to hiding in the grass.

[Arefin Bari]

Michelle: Do I look cute enough for you, Adam?

[xzvrw2]

I like grass, Grass grass grass.