CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #106

[Jay H 237]

I can't find my contact lens. I know it's here somewh.........what's this? A Matchbox car? I haven't seen that car since '93 or '94.
I hope it doesn't take me that long to find my lens!

[Dan Petrovic]

"The tree did talk. You heard it, too, right grass? Grass?!"

[Freddy Schurr]

"I can hear the FRC GD Committee heart at the work right now and it does not sound goood"

[Taylor]

Oh, no! I dropped a Michelle! FRUIT DOWN!! Do you hear me? FRUIT DOWN!!

[Morgan Gillespie]

"The longer I stay here and pretend I'm sleeping, the less grapes I have to save from a vertical doom. Shhh ant, don't blow my cover!"

[Josh Goodman]

New Product- Febreze for lawns! Make your lawn smell nice!

It's THAT Fresh!

[Cuog]

"Now when i lay on the ground like this, the world turns sideways and the grass becomes the wall, cool huh?"

[Hiteak]

"Shh, a group robots are coming, about 1 mile down."

[EricS-Team180]

F.P. focused her left eye yellow laser with skill and prescision. The fire ants hiding in the St.Augustine grass had had the last laugh for too long. The new implant hummed with giddy expectation. Soon...yes VERY soon, those ants would be TOAST! muuuuuwwwaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha!

[nehalita]

Michele was TRYING to blend in but somehow I think camouflage wasn't her forte.

[Steve W]

1st green elephant " See it works"
2nd green elephant " So you tripped her. She didn't have her eyes open so we will have to try again"
The green elephants go back to hiding in the grass.

[Arefin Bari]

Michelle: Do I look cute enough for you, Adam?

[MissInformation]

"What do you mean 'the grass is always greener on the other side'? I've looked at every blade of grass in this yard from every angle imaginable and they're all the same color... What do you mean that's not what it means? You mean I have to look at the grass in our neighbors yard too?"

[Greg Needel]

As part of the new requirements for membership in CDXcore you must have a reputation of 10,000 a post count of 40per day and take a picture of yourself lying on the grass for all to see. Come on everyone you can be CDXcore too.

[Dorienne]

Michelle: NO YOU WILL NOT CUT THIS GRASS! THIS IS MURDER!!!! MURDER I TELL YOU!
*rips up grass and hugs it to her chest...realizes what she's done* OH NO!!!! I KILLED YOU!!! *acts like Lady Macbeth did when she saw the spot on her hands in her sleepwalking scene* Ohhh Hell is murky....