CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #106

[Cuog]

"Now when i lay on the ground like this, the world turns sideways and the grass becomes the wall, cool huh?"

[Hiteak]

"Shh, a group robots are coming, about 1 mile down."

[EricS-Team180]

F.P. focused her left eye yellow laser with skill and prescision. The fire ants hiding in the St.Augustine grass had had the last laugh for too long. The new implant hummed with giddy expectation. Soon...yes VERY soon, those ants would be TOAST! muuuuuwwwaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha!

[nehalita]

Michele was TRYING to blend in but somehow I think camouflage wasn't her forte.

[Steve W]

1st green elephant " See it works"
2nd green elephant " So you tripped her. She didn't have her eyes open so we will have to try again"
The green elephants go back to hiding in the grass.

[Arefin Bari]

Michelle: Do I look cute enough for you, Adam?

[MissInformation]

"What do you mean 'the grass is always greener on the other side'? I've looked at every blade of grass in this yard from every angle imaginable and they're all the same color... What do you mean that's not what it means? You mean I have to look at the grass in our neighbors yard too?"

[Greg Needel]

As part of the new requirements for membership in CDXcore you must have a reputation of 10,000 a post count of 40per day and take a picture of yourself lying on the grass for all to see. Come on everyone you can be CDXcore too.

[Dorienne]

Michelle: NO YOU WILL NOT CUT THIS GRASS! THIS IS MURDER!!!! MURDER I TELL YOU!
*rips up grass and hugs it to her chest...realizes what she's done* OH NO!!!! I KILLED YOU!!! *acts like Lady Macbeth did when she saw the spot on her hands in her sleepwalking scene* Ohhh Hell is murky....

[Elgin Clock]

This week in E's true hollywood story, Michelle Ciello.

In this newly released press photo from Disney's hit movie "Honey I Shrunk The Kids", Michelle is seen as the cut character "Thomson kid #3 who doesn't get shrunk" in the search for the Szalinski's and the Thompson's.

Heard from the director: "We just had too many darn kids on the set, and even though Michelle was a valuable asset, we just didn't need one more. Look for her in the "Honey I Shrunk The Kids: The Ride" at Disney World theme park in Orlando though, as her footage makes the cut there and leaves everyone wondering.. "who is that girl and was she even in the movie?""

[xzvrw2]

I like grass, Grass grass grass.

[Cynette]

After selling the family cow for a handfull of magic grass seed, which her distraught mother throws out the window, Michelle wakes to find a grass stalk. As she starts her journey up the stalk, she prays "Please let there be a golden poof-ball laying goose up here, or at least some fruity pebbles"

[Andrew Blair]

Michelle finally figures out the real reason why hippies hug trees...

[Cody Carey]

"Say hello, to the rug's topography, It holds quite a lot of interest with your face down on it

Say hello, to all the apples on the ground... they were in once your eyes but you sneezed them out while sleeping"

[Alex Cormier]

"it's so BIG BIG BIG BIIIG BIIIIG SO BIG"
(that one commercial)