CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #108

[Cynette]

Person behind robot: Hey, Chomp says he wants his own t-shirt!
Person in front of robot: Tell him that when he stops biting his numbers off before every match, we'll get him a t-shirt.

[Dave Scheck]

With all of their precision cut metal, team 1293 still finds time to tip their hats to the simpler days of FIRST robotics by displaying their team number on a sheet of loose-leaf paper.

[Steve W]

Guy in front "I can take it I tell you"
Guy at back " Are you sure that you are man enough?"
Guy at front " Let 'er rip. Speed it up as fast as you can."
Guy in back " We can shoot at 36 feet per second"
Guy in front " I am a man, I CAN take it, drop in three balls and let them fly. I have a body of steel."

Aftermath - Poor boy never knew what hit him. Now sings soprano for the Chomp ensemble.

[lukevanoort]

Dude in front: Hey, can I borrow those pimp tinted safety glasses?
Dude in back: Uhh, why?
Dude in front: There's this bald guy behind you, I can't see a darn thing.
Dude in back: Sure, I know how you feel, I interned at IFI last summer.


<Note an entry> Unfortunately, given my family history, I'll probably join JVN in the head reflectivity department soon </not an entry>

[Taylor]

Okay, so the tetras go up here, and then you ..(looks around).. wait .... uh .... oh, crap.

[Wayne Doenges]

Team Chomp invented a new poof ball finder. Here we see it in the developement stage. Unfortunately it locked onto an unsuspecting student and tried to shoot his head into the 3 point goal.
The student was unharmed but he is now three inches taller.

[Goober!!!]

Chomp: I'M ON FIRE!!! I'm so much on fire my motors are on FIRE!!! WHAT AHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY MOTORS ARE ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[EricS-Team180]

...as you can see here, 1293's pre-game warm-up includes 25 chin-ups on the robot before each match...

[Al Skierkiewicz]

Aren't the "Jaws of Life" supposed to open the other way?

[MissInformation]

"Owww, owww, owwwww... "
"Stop complaining! You read the rules when you joined D5 Robotics."
"But it hurts! Owww... owww..."
"Rule 23453 clearly states that any student or mentor who manages to affix themselves to the robot where efforts to free said person may require sufficient damage to the robot in the process must remain affixed to the the robot for the duration of the season. Just how did you manage to weld yourself onto the frame anyhow?"

[Conor Ryan]

Guy in front: Hey wanna go test the shooter on Billfred's head?
Guy in back: Yeah, I think it's shooting fast anyway
Guy in front: make sure you get the photographer, I wanna make it the caption contest
Guy in back: Ok, you get the poofballs

[Cynette]

Guy behind robot: Hey, Chomp says he wants his own t-shirt!
Guy in front of robot: Tell him that when he stops biting his numbers off before every match, we'll get him a t-shirt.
Guy behind robot: I can't tell him that, where would we get a shirt that big?
Guy in front of robot: Um...no problem, we'll give him one of Billfred's!

<Not an entry> Yeah, I added more to a previous entry...I just had to do it.</Not an entry>

[nehalita]

Okay, he looked both ways before crossing but he forgot to look straight.

[KathieK]

Guy pointing to field: "Now don't be nervous, I know this is your first competition. Just remember, stay perfectly still during autonomous mode so we don't get any penalties, but when the next buzzer sounds, get out there and push that robot around the field as hard as you can!" To himself: "he, he, ya gotta love these gullible newbies! "

[EddieMcD]

Guy in back: "Ok, so my eyes are protected, but what will my protect my forehead?"
Guy in front: "I wouldn't worry about that. You're so short, all potential danger will just sail over you."