CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #110

[LordTalps]

BREAKING NEWS: Massive balls in Burger King ball-pit trap children for hours.

Burger King was trying out new, larger balls in their ball pits for children in hopes to attract more away from its rival, McDonalds. Their strategy has utterly failed, as 14 children became stuck under the balls due to a cave-in. McDonalds stock reports a $1.35 gain in the last day.

Dunno if that's too long, if it is, just do the bold part as my entry

[Al Skierkiewicz]

Another burned out student goes out with the other trash! When will this senseless waste end?!?!?!?!?

[Josh Goodman]

It turns out that in order to find the volume of an object, poof balls are a no go!

[Wayne Doenges]

I a hurry to get to the next regional, the FIRST crew quickly packed up the Poof balls. Little did they know that they had crated one of there own.
She was later found, unharmed, after they dumped the balls. She had survived by eating some of the Poof balls. Whan asked about her ordeal she was quoted as saying " The Poof balls aren't very tasty but they are filling."

[Taylor]

Everybody thought SuperGirl was a goner when her phone booth fell over and was filled with kryptonite poof balls. But thanks to her safety glasses, her X-ray vision was intact, and the Invisible Man (off-camera, I think--?) came to her rescue. The Green Lantern wasn't far away, but it was the final period and couldn't leave his post.

[nehalita]

-"What? No, we tested... that's a poof ball too. It's squishable, compressible, and fits in easily."
-"...but it has safety glasses on. What poof ball wears safety glasses?!"
-"Oh, now poof balls can't EVEN wear safety glasses? Look at it. Safety glasses or not, it belongs. You know it."

[Cynette]

Her psychiatrist said total immersion was the only way to treat her acute phobia to poof balls...I think it's working - look at the smile - no wait! I think she's cracking!

[Dylan]

Ref: Hey, you guys know the rules! Only one human player allowed, and if you try to sneak another one in again I'll disqualify you!

[Michelle Celio]

Every year a handful of kids get stuck in crane machines.

I guess the teenagers wanted their shot at it (just on a slightly larger scale)...

[Dorienne]

Girl: Ugh, why did I listen to that kid when he told me he lost his operator's badge?! Now I'm stuck here. Can someone help me here? Please? Kid, come oooooon! YOU NEED MEEEEEEE!!!!

(Man I am not funny.)

[EddieMcD]

Kid in box-like goal: "Why couldn't the Billfred Effect happen this week?!?"

Box Ghost: "BEWARE!"

[skimoose]

Could be one of two problems:

1. Star Wars flashback.... R2 turn off the poof ball compactors on the red alliance NOW!

2. Old School Star Trek flashback.... Where did all these tribles come from!

[Alex Cormier]

Head Ref - "what are you doing?"
girl - "i'm making sure i can see all of them and get the correct number"

[Lil' Lavery]

[not an entry]This one will be short and sweet [/not an entry]

[entry]Woops...[/entry]

[EricS-Team180]

...after a wildly successful "dumper demo", the F.I.R.S.T. game committee was, initially, enthusiastic about the additional MARS's game piece. It was, however, dropped after a rather "scary" shooter episode...