CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #112

[Wayne Doenges]

Cockatoo: "Is that decaf?"
Guy: "Yes it is."
Cockatoo: "If you give me a sip I will tell you a dark secret about Dave Lavery."
Cockatoo: *slurp slurp*
Guy: "OK, what is the dark secret?"
Cockatoo: "Dave's other car isn't on Mars, it's in a back lot at Paramount studios."
Guy: (sarcasm) "OH, and how would you know?"
Cockatoo: "A little birdie told me."

[Dan Petrovic]

"Hey there, buuuuuddy! My name's Al! What's yours?!"

(Al is not his name, actually, it might be. I have no idea)

[anna~marie]

And for another round of Mentors vs. Animals....

[Rohith Surampudi]

::2 Days Later::
Guy to team: a little birdy told me the game would have to do with jello...

[Arefin Bari]

Eric: You should join FIRST because then you will get to make fun of Gary. =)

[Daisy]

Parrot: And if you ask me to spell a word one more time, you will be bitten. Could you PLEASE stop looking at me like that? I am not a two-year old! Highly respected in my niche.
Guy: You know what a niche is, right?
Parrot: Yes.
Guy: Well aren't you just the cutest little boogy woogy woo? Why, yes you are!
Parrot: What did I say? WHAT did I say?

[Taylor]

ERIC: Let's all go nuts.
BIRD: Robots! Robots! ::SQUAWK::

[Josh Goodman]

Bird: Hey there, whats new with you?
Guy: Holy crap! You can talk?!