CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #112

[Cuog]

"Squack, Polly Want your coffee, Squack"

[Andy Baker]

Eric, to a local: "I love it here in Polly-nesia, but your coffee tastes fowl."


AB

[artdutra04]

Eric: [singing] "Yo ho ho and mug of joe, it's a pirates life for me!"

Bird: "What? [Squawk!] Nobody told Polly this was the G-Rated version of Pirates of the Caribbean! Where's Jack? [Squawk!]"

[Jevin H]

Polly:"If u hadn't dropped the robot on me i wouldn't of had to make u take me on a vacation to feed me freshly ground coffee!!!"

[Goober!!!]

Cockatoo: UH, Why does your shirt say AndyMark??? And what is AndyMark???

Guy:WHAT???

[Astronouth7303]

"Does this bird bite?

Ow!!!!"

[EricS-Team180]

Snoball: What ye got in thar sonny, Joe or Cap'n Joe Morgan?
Me: Just coffee...
Snoball: Arrrrr...Jimmy would'a wanted the Cap'n
Me: You know Jimmy Buffet? ...yeah right... you and every other local
in the Keys!
Snoball: Arrrrrr...I remember it as if t'was yesterday...We was off the Dry
Tortugas in '77 runnin'...um...herring...aye...herring it be, then.
The swells were over 40ft and 'ol Jummy was shakin' in his flip flops. I grabbed the wheel and started singin' Margaritaville , just to calm his bones. Arrrr... we made it to Key West none the worse for wear. He went right off to the studio and recorded the song. The rest is history. 'yup it was all my doin' Arrrrr...
Me: Then why are all his fans Parrotheads and not Cockaheads!
Snoball: <SQUAWK!> <SQUAWK!> <SQUAWK!>
Me: Owwwwwwww!

[Danielle H]

Bird: You really need to learn to carry your own coffee. I'm not your pack mule.

Eric: Nope... you're my cockatu, now fly the coffee over there, I'll meet you in a minute....

[Cody Carey]

I don't know if it's a valid entry... but I hope so

[Steve W]

Parrot: Boy is trouble brewing again on CD.
Eric : Really, tell me more
Parrot: Well Miss Information has been at it again. It seems that this time she has Dave ......

[Al Skierkiewicz]

You know I really have to get going. It has been nice having breakfast with you but I have a robot competition to go to.
"Just keep it in the chair, buddy, Awk!"
No I really have to go!
"AWK! Sit!"
C'mon let me go!
"AWK! Stay"
He what's that tag around your leg?
"Awk! No tag, no tag!"
Hey I think it says SPAM! Hey what's going on here?!?
"Awk! Uh, I gotta go, see ya buddy. Thanks for the pick me up"

[Alex Cormier]

bird- "hey! where's my cracker!"

[Cynette]

Bird: Hey Mister!
Eric: Who me?
Bird: Yeah you, Know any good binary jokes?
Eric: Huh?
Bird: You know...like this...there are 10 kinds of cockatoos, those that know binary and those that swear like a drunken sailor.
Eric: Whoa - I think there is something wrong with my coffee!

[JaneYoung]

Originally Posted by mocat1530

Bird: Hey Mister!
Eric: Who me?
Bird: Yeah you, Know any good binary jokes?
Eric: Huh?
Bird: You know...like this...there are 10 kinds of cockatoos, those that know binary and those that swear like a drunken sailor.
Eric: Whoa - I think there is something wrong with my coffee!

(not an entry, Cynette's fault)

What do you do with a drunken sailor,
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
Earl-eye in the morning!

Chorus:
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Earl-eye in the morning!

Put him in the hold with a bird that curses,
Put him in the hold with a bird that curses,
Put him in the hold with a bird that curses,
Earl-eye in the morning!

Chorus

Big bango finish

(not an entry, Cynette's fault)

[Rich Wong]

Bird: Boring, boring!
Eric: What?

Bird: Boring T-shirt, boring T-shirt!
Eric: What is the matter with my T-shirt?

Bird: Boring T-shirt, Boring T-shirt!
Eric: Is that all you know how to say?

Bird: Hey man, I have a special on Islamorada and Key West Ts just for you today. One for $8 and three for $20.