CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #114

Jay H 237 · #1 10-09-2006, 20:44

"My story was in tech directions, NOT the police blotter!!!"

Hiteak · #2 10-09-2006, 21:49

When trying to tell a joke for the first time, she misunderstood how to give a "punch" line.

Travis Hoffman · #3 10-09-2006, 21:57

Ricky: *checks mirror* "I'm still not ugly enough. *punch* Thank you, ma'am, may I please have another?!"

JaneYoung · #4 10-09-2006, 23:22

Sucker-punch lesson one does not go well.

Ricky: Amanda, a sucker-punch is usually to the gut not the face
Amanda: grrrrrr
Ricky: Amanda, honest, a sucker-punch is usually to the tummy not the cheekbone
Amanda: arrrrghhhhh grrrrrrr
Ricky: Amanda, remember how the KKs made you feel? That was a sucker-punch, not this....
Amanda:KKs, sucker-punch, roarrrrrrrrrrrr, pow, zap, bing -

uh - Ricky? Hello? ut-oh, I think widdle Wikky fall down go boom. Oh, Daaavve.

Greg Needel · #5 10-09-2006, 23:39

This picture was attached to Amanda's resume as she applied for the position of vex coordinator with a note saying "this could be you Steve..hire me today"

artdutra04 · #6 11-09-2006, 01:58

Contrary to popular belief, the real slogan is Don't Mess with ~~Texas~~ Indiana. Those who doubt the existance of this slogan have yet to meet Amanda Morrison when confronted with the past history of the Chicago Cubs.

Wayne Doenges · #7 11-09-2006, 06:16

Ricky: "Brewers rule and the Cubs drool.:
Amanda: "Oh yea?" *pow*
Ricky: "Is that all you got? 22, is that your IQ?"
Amanda: "What did you say?" *bam*
Ricky: "Girls can't build robots!"
Amanda: "WHAT!?!?!?" *KNOCKOUT*

Taylor · #8 11-09-2006, 07:13

Cubs 1, Brewers 0.

MissInformation · #9 11-09-2006, 08:49

A little known fact in the FIRST community... Amanda's original goal in life was to become a dentist. Sadly, she was kicked out of school for her unorthodox method of tooth extraction.

Dave Scheck · #10 11-09-2006, 09:27

Amanda: JVN is NOT a dweeb

Ricky: Sometimes the truth hurts

Brandon Martus · #11 11-09-2006, 09:34

Amanda; Knock Knock!
Ricky; Who's there?
Amanda; Completely uncalled for.
Ricky; Complet<<WHAM>>

dlavery · #12 11-09-2006, 10:32

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave Scheck

Amanda: JVN is NOT a dweeb

Ricky: Sometimes the truth hurts

[real version]
Ricky: JVN is NOT a dweeb
Amanda: Yes he is!!!

.

Steve W · #13 11-09-2006, 13:34

After reading in the Bible about Sampson slaying thousands with the jawbone of an $@#$@#$@#, Amanda thought that she would try and get one for herself.

Al Skierkiewicz · #14 12-09-2006, 07:36

I see a trend in pictures of FIRST women beating on their defenseless male counterparts, however, I think this particular one was prompted by the little known rivalry between a staunch Cubs fan and a Brewers fan. (Note to self: Don't start the "You should be a White Sox fan since you essentially grew up on the south side" talk with Amanda ever again. You can't afford to loose any teeth!)

EddieMcD · #15 17-09-2006, 02:16

"You know, they tell ya' to never hit a man with a closed fist, but it is, on occasion, hilarious."

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