CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #114

[JaneYoung]

Sucker-punch lesson one does not go well.

Ricky: Amanda, a sucker-punch is usually to the gut not the face
Amanda: grrrrrr
Ricky: Amanda, honest, a sucker-punch is usually to the tummy not the cheekbone
Amanda: arrrrghhhhh grrrrrrr
Ricky: Amanda, remember how the KKs made you feel? That was a sucker-punch, not this....
Amanda:KKs, sucker-punch, roarrrrrrrrrrrr, pow, zap, bing -

uh - Ricky? Hello? ut-oh, I think widdle Wikky fall down go boom. Oh, Daaavve.

[Greg Needel]

This picture was attached to Amanda's resume as she applied for the position of vex coordinator with a note saying "this could be you Steve..hire me today"

[artdutra04]

Contrary to popular belief, the real slogan is Don't Mess with Texas Indiana. Those who doubt the existance of this slogan have yet to meet Amanda Morrison when confronted with the past history of the Chicago Cubs.

[Wayne Doenges]

Ricky: "Brewers rule and the Cubs drool.:
Amanda: "Oh yea?" *pow*
Ricky: "Is that all you got? 22, is that your IQ?"
Amanda: "What did you say?" *bam*
Ricky: "Girls can't build robots!"
Amanda: "WHAT!?!?!?" *KNOCKOUT*

[Taylor]

Cubs 1, Brewers 0.

[MissInformation]

A little known fact in the FIRST community... Amanda's original goal in life was to become a dentist. Sadly, she was kicked out of school for her unorthodox method of tooth extraction.

[Dave Scheck]

Amanda: JVN is NOT a dweeb
Ricky: Sometimes the truth hurts

[Brandon Martus]

Amanda; Knock Knock!
Ricky; Who's there?
Amanda; Completely uncalled for.
Ricky; Complet<<WHAM>>

[dlavery]

Originally Posted by Dave Scheck

Amanda: JVN is NOT a dweeb
Ricky: Sometimes the truth hurts

[real version]
Ricky: JVN is NOT a dweeb
Amanda: Yes he is!!!


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[Steve W]

After reading in the Bible about Sampson slaying thousands with the jawbone of an $@#$@#$@#, Amanda thought that she would try and get one for herself.

[Al Skierkiewicz]

I see a trend in pictures of FIRST women beating on their defenseless male counterparts, however, I think this particular one was prompted by the little known rivalry between a staunch Cubs fan and a Brewers fan. (Note to self: Don't start the "You should be a White Sox fan since you essentially grew up on the south side" talk with Amanda ever again. You can't afford to loose any teeth!)

[EddieMcD]

"You know, they tell ya' to never hit a man with a closed fist, but it is, on occasion, hilarious."

[lukevanoort]

There on once were a couple of FIRSTers, Amanda and Ricky were their names
Then Ricky insulted Amanda's favorite band
And all he could see was her hand
DSK still has its roadie, and Ricky can no longer spread such claims

[Kyle A]

This is what happens when you joke around tell a girl that she cant drive the robot. obviously she didn't take the joke so well.

[KathieK]

Amanda Morrison: A woman of many talents!