CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #114

[Dave Scheck]

Amanda: JVN is NOT a dweeb
Ricky: Sometimes the truth hurts

[Brandon Martus]

Amanda; Knock Knock!
Ricky; Who's there?
Amanda; Completely uncalled for.
Ricky; Complet<<WHAM>>

[dlavery]

Originally Posted by Dave Scheck

Amanda: JVN is NOT a dweeb
Ricky: Sometimes the truth hurts

[real version]
Ricky: JVN is NOT a dweeb
Amanda: Yes he is!!!


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[Steve W]

After reading in the Bible about Sampson slaying thousands with the jawbone of an $@#$@#$@#, Amanda thought that she would try and get one for herself.

[skimoose]

I've got your end affecter right here Ricky!

[Rich Wong]

This is not a typical smack-down street brawl but civil dispute between two CD UFH members.

How can you tell?

Note the sunny dispositions, the constant smiling, and the gracious professionalism.

Well, maybe just one of them.


Nano Quest is Coming!

[Al Skierkiewicz]

I see a trend in pictures of FIRST women beating on their defenseless male counterparts, however, I think this particular one was prompted by the little known rivalry between a staunch Cubs fan and a Brewers fan. (Note to self: Don't start the "You should be a White Sox fan since you essentially grew up on the south side" talk with Amanda ever again. You can't afford to loose any teeth!)

[EddieMcD]

"You know, they tell ya' to never hit a man with a closed fist, but it is, on occasion, hilarious."

[lukevanoort]

There on once were a couple of FIRSTers, Amanda and Ricky were their names
Then Ricky insulted Amanda's favorite band
And all he could see was her hand
DSK still has its roadie, and Ricky can no longer spread such claims

[Kyle A]

This is what happens when you joke around tell a girl that she cant drive the robot. obviously she didn't take the joke so well.

[KathieK]

Amanda Morrison: A woman of many talents!

[Billfred]

Well, I guess there was no absence of punchlines this week.
(thank you, thank you, tip your waitresses)

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by Greg Needel

This picture was attached to Amanda's resume as she applied for the position of vex coordinator with a note saying "this could be you Steve..hire me today"

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by MissInformation

A little known fact in the FIRST community... Amanda's original goal in life was to become a dentist. Sadly, she was kicked out of school for her unorthodox method of tooth extraction.

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Hiteak
2) T. Hoffman
3) Jane
4) KathieK
5) skimoose
6) Dave Scheck
7) Wayne Doenges
8) Cuog
9) Koko Ed
10) Jay H 237
11) artdutra04

And the burn award...

Originally Posted by Steve W

After reading in the Bible about Sampson slaying thousands with the jawbone of an $@#$@#$@#, Amanda thought that she would try and get one for herself.

Which means the scores are...

Steve W	34
MissInformation	34
Rich Wong	31
Boiler	26
Jay H 237	22
Mocat1530	20
Wayne Doenges	20
Lukevanoort	17
Hiteak	17
T. Hoffman	17
EddieMcD	17
Jane	17
KathieK	15
Al Skierkiewicz	15
Cody C	15
Koko Ed	15
Skimoose	14
Cuog	14
InfernoX14	14
Greg Needel	13
Nehalita	12
GaryV1188	12
EricS-Team180	12
Rohith Surampudi	11
Dorienne	11
Arefin Bari	10
Dylan	10
Jgjedi10	10
Kyle A	9
Michelle Celio	9
Goober!!!	9
Andrew Blair	8
Andy Baker	7
Dhoizner	6
Elgin Clock	6
Artdutra04	6
Joe Matt	6
anna~marie	5
Dave Scheck	4
KarenH	4
Rick Tyler	4
Alex Cormier	4
Conor Ryan	3
Thegathering	3
“Big Mike”	2
Budda648	2
KelliV	2
LordTalps	2
Matt Krass	2
Mercury Rising	2
Tytus Gerrish	2
Astronouth7303	2
Bcahn836	2
Danielle H	2
Freddy Schurr	2
1derboy	1
Adam Richards	1
Brandon Martus	1
Daisy	1
Dlavery	1
huff_dragon	1
Lil' Lavery	1
Miketwalker	1
Team1591	1
Worldbringer	1
Xzvrw2	1

Onward!