CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #117

[Steve W]

Darn! The human has another pulled hamstring. If we ever get that bug fixed I know that we will have a killer human.

[Joe Matt]

And the circle is now completed.....

[Koko Ed]

It was inevitable that humans would be deemed obsolete to even be able to compete against robot run teams in FIRST. My God, what have they wrought? WHAT HAVE THEY WROUGHT?

[KenWittlief]

When they reviewed the surveillance camera video, they were shocked when they learned what the robot had been doing, alone at night by himself.

(good taste prevents me from posting what I want to say :^)

[PS: hey Billfred, what happend to my accumulated score on the caption contest?!]

[Billfred]

Originally Posted by KenWittlief

[PS: hey Billfred, what happend to my accumulated score on the caption contest?!]

<obviously not an entry>
The scores get wiped at the end of a year of caption contests, most recently after #104.
</obviously not an entry>

[Josh Goodman]

I thought i saw this in a movie once...

[Cuog]

Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto,

Mata ah-oo hima de
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto,
Himitsu wo shiri tai

You're wondering who I am-machine or mannequin
With parts made in Japan, I am the modern man

I've got a secret I've been hiding under my skin
My heart is human, my blood is boiling, my brain I.B.M.
So if you see me acting strangely, don't be surprised
I'm just a man who needed someone, and somewhere to hide
To keep me alive-just keep me alive
Somewhere to hide to keep me alive

I'm not a robot without emotions-I'm not what you see
I've come to help you with your problems, so we can be free
I'm not a hero, I'm not a saviour, forget what you know
I'm just a man whose circumstances went beyond his control
Beyond my control-we all need control
I need control-we all need control

[Hiteak]

Number 5 is doing the drive!

[raymaniac]

AHHH! I crashed! Ctrl+Z! Ctrl+Z

[skimoose]

Hurry up and plug in that tether cable. I want to see how well that human works!

[Wayne Doenges]

Team 383's driver was disqualified when it was discovered, with the use of a fluoroscope, that he was a robot dressed in human clothing. "He was heard to say "It worked for the wolf."

[ewankoff]

FRCFR

(First Robotics Competition For Robots)

[JaneYoung]

383's demo robot:

I am NOT a control freak!
This is robot meditation.
Repeat after me,
'be one with the robot - ohm...
control the inner drive to operate without your team mates.
be one with the robot....'