CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #118

[Kyle A]

While standing on top of the goal all that was going through his head was,
PLEASE DON"T FALL OVER, O PLEASE DON'T FALL OVER.
The spectators were thinking something different, O please let it tip over, O PLEASE LET IT TIP OVER.

[JaneYoung]

Paul:
You know...
If I joined Cirque du Soleil, I wouldn't have to worry about
- Mad Cows
- Exploding Bacon
- Funky Monkeys
- Martians
or
- Wholethedawgsout

I'd just have to act like a clown and dress in a colorful manner.
How hard is that?!

[Taylor]

It's really too bad Paul's hawaiian shirt was red instead of green - the "I'm a vision announcer - FIND ME" stickers went unused. Quadruple play, anyone?

[Schnabel]

Darn, I just had to ruin the surprise, now we can't say that we are going to make human's the tetras at nationals for Einstein. Oh well, Maybe Dave can do something like this next year!

[Jay H 237]

I'm not coming down until someone gets that Doberman off the field!

[Koko Ed]

What's Andy Serkis got that I don't got? Somebody call and Peter Jackson and Naomi Watts, I'm ready for my closeup!

[Dan Petrovic]

EEEK! A MOUSE!

[thegathering]

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for only $19.99!"

[Mike Schroeder]

"I can see Dave's other car from here"

wow you figure with the history me and Paul have had, that i would think of something worse... but maybe Paul wont disappoint the next time i am a the subject of Billfreds house of Humiliation

[Joe Matt]

My club house, no girls allowed!

[Cody Carey]

(idontknowwherethisisfrom)
*AHEM* "Let me ride that donkey donkey."
(\idontknowwherethisisfrom)

[Billfred]

[obviously not an entry]

Just for everyone's knowledge, I'm going to be in 1902 territory this weekend at their Vex event. This involves an eight-hour train ride on Sunday, so the results may or may not be delayed under the Billfred Is Working Way Too Much Rule. Just don't freak if it's Monday when the new contest goes up.

[Arefin Bari]

Originally Posted by Billfred

[obviously not an entry]

Just for everyone's knowledge, I'm going to be in 1902 territory this weekend at their Vex event. This involves an eight-hour train ride on Sunday, so the results may or may not be delayed under the Billfred Is Working Way Too Much Rule. Just don't freak if it's Monday when the new contest goes up.

<Not an entry>

... what ... Billfred's coming to Florida again, perhaps you shall see tytus and I again. This time we will use adhesive. =)

</not an entry>

[MissInformation]

At first, the audience laughed when Paul jumped up onto the goal. The audience laughed even louder when they realized someone with a tube of superglue had been there before Paul. However, after hearing Paul sing "I'm on top of the world looking down on creation..." for the 237th time, no one was laughing.

[Travis Hoffman]

Rocking back and forth on the center goal, Paul suddenly rediscovered a childhood his family (and thousands of dollars of therapy) had only recently gotten him to leave behind....

Paul: "YAYYYYYY, go horsey, go! I wanna horsey like this one when I get home!"

Paul's Wife: *sighs* "Honey, please come down from there."

Paul: "NO! I don't wanna!"

Paul's Wife: "Come down, and I'll buy you an ice cream!"

Paul: "YAYYYYY, ICE CREAM!!!! I WANT ROCKY ROAD!"