CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #118

[Koko Ed]

What's Andy Serkis got that I don't got? Somebody call and Peter Jackson and Naomi Watts, I'm ready for my closeup!

[Dan Petrovic]

EEEK! A MOUSE!

[thegathering]

"Infomercial: Do you ever feel short? Are you embarrassed that your friends can use you as a stool? Now you can be twice as tall with.... EASYLEGS!

for only $19.99!"

[Mike Schroeder]

"I can see Dave's other car from here"

wow you figure with the history me and Paul have had, that i would think of something worse... but maybe Paul wont disappoint the next time i am a the subject of Billfreds house of Humiliation

[Joe Matt]

My club house, no girls allowed!

[Cody Carey]

(idontknowwherethisisfrom)
*AHEM* "Let me ride that donkey donkey."
(\idontknowwherethisisfrom)

[Billfred]

[obviously not an entry]

Just for everyone's knowledge, I'm going to be in 1902 territory this weekend at their Vex event. This involves an eight-hour train ride on Sunday, so the results may or may not be delayed under the Billfred Is Working Way Too Much Rule. Just don't freak if it's Monday when the new contest goes up.

[Arefin Bari]

Originally Posted by Billfred

[obviously not an entry]

Just for everyone's knowledge, I'm going to be in 1902 territory this weekend at their Vex event. This involves an eight-hour train ride on Sunday, so the results may or may not be delayed under the Billfred Is Working Way Too Much Rule. Just don't freak if it's Monday when the new contest goes up.

<Not an entry>

... what ... Billfred's coming to Florida again, perhaps you shall see tytus and I again. This time we will use adhesive. =)

</not an entry>

[MissInformation]

At first, the audience laughed when Paul jumped up onto the goal. The audience laughed even louder when they realized someone with a tube of superglue had been there before Paul. However, after hearing Paul sing "I'm on top of the world looking down on creation..." for the 237th time, no one was laughing.

[Travis Hoffman]

Rocking back and forth on the center goal, Paul suddenly rediscovered a childhood his family (and thousands of dollars of therapy) had only recently gotten him to leave behind....

Paul: "YAYYYYYY, go horsey, go! I wanna horsey like this one when I get home!"

Paul's Wife: *sighs* "Honey, please come down from there."

Paul: "NO! I don't wanna!"

Paul's Wife: "Come down, and I'll buy you an ice cream!"

Paul: "YAYYYYY, ICE CREAM!!!! I WANT ROCKY ROAD!"

[Steve W]

Paul finally finds a way to see past Big Mike.

[Freddy Schurr]

What's Andy Serkis got that I don't got? Somebody call and Peter Jackson and Naomi Watts, I'm ready for my closeup!

LOL

[Al Skierkiewicz]

What Paul was really thinking..."Let's see Dan Green or Steve Wade do this! Oh, God, now that I'm up here, please don't let this thing break! We have a full day of competition tomorrow!"

[KelliV]

... and we can all thank Natchez from 118 for the Triple Replay idea. Let's all remember to do our homework this year so we don't have to Aim High-er next year.

[KenWittlief]

I must re-iterate to the detractors, as you can clearly see, this is not a pyramid scheme, its actually an obelisk scheme!

those of you who invest $998 today will start at level 1. Within 5 years you could earn up to $3.6 million dollars...