CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #119

[Billfred]

Monday, schmonday, it's still early in the week.

Here's the scores:

Steve W	43
MissInformation	42
Rich Wong	39
Boiler	34
Jay H 237	28
Koko Ed	28
EddieMcD	27
Wayne Doenges	27
Al Skierkiewicz	26
Mocat1530	26
T. Hoffman	25
Lukevanoort	23
Jane	23
Skimoose	22
KathieK	21
Hiteak	21
Cody C	20
Andrew Blair	19
Cuog	18
InfernoX14	18
GaryV1188	17
Greg Needel	15
Arefin Bari	14
EricS-Team180	14
Kyle A	14
Jgjedi10	14
Dorienne	13
KelliV	12
KenWittlief	12
Nehalita	12
Joe Matt	12
Goober!!!	12
Dlavery	11
Rohith Surampudi	11
Michelle Celio	11
Andy Baker	10
Dylan	10
“Big Mike”	9
Dhoizner	6
Elgin Clock	6
Artdutra04	6
Dave Scheck	6
anna~marie	5
Alex Cormier	5
KarenH	4
Rick Tyler	4
Tytus Gerrish	4
Conor Ryan	4
Thegathering	4
Schnabel	4
Tkwetzel	3
1derboy	3
Budda648	2
Calhounian	2
Graduns340	2
Icurtis	2
Imajie	2
LordTalps	2
Matt Krass	2
Mercury Rising	2
Raymaniac	2
Astronouth7303	2
Bcahn836	2
Danielle H	2
Freddy Schurr	2
Lil' Lavery	2
Adam Richards	1
AtalanteStar25	1
Brandon Martus	1
Daisy	1
Ewankoff	1
huff_dragon	1
Killerofkiller	1
Miketwalker	1
Ogre	1
Raymaniac	1
Team1591	1
tony.dalia.195	1
Worldbringer	1
Xzvrw2	1

And the picture:

http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n...SCN0055med.jpg
(this was submitted to me--don't shoot the messenger!)

As always, the deadline is Saturday at midnight EDT, unless you slip one in before I judge it.

Go!

[Travis Hoffman]

When the sad day finally arrived for little "Richie" Kressly's mom to send her special son out into the big, cruel world alone, she found that she had run out of thread to stitch his real first name onto his underwear, so she improvised.

[JaneYoung]

A Fairy Tale of Sorts

In a state of utter confusion, Rich consulted the Mirror on the Wall:

Rich:

Mirror, Mirror on the Wall
who's the coolest of them all?

and the Mirror answered:

Mirror:

Can you r-e-a-d?
Can you s-p-e-l-l?

Rich began to whine -

Rich:

But I'm in tie-dye like WildStang
I'm competing with the big dogs
I'm handsome like...

and the Mirror said -

Mirror:

Can you r-e-a-d?
Can you s-p-e-l-l?
Do you see the sign that says,
'No whining'?

And Rich began to Dork
- laughing
- dancing
- singing
- pulling all the tools, nuts, bolts, odds, ends, metal shards, out of his pockets and flinging them at the Magic Mirror (who fashioned them into a mini metal Dork)

Rich:

Ok, I admit it, I'm a Dork
I LIVE for FIRST
I BREATHE FIRST
I AM FIRST
BE the FIRST, surrender to the power of FIRST...

and, as the Senior Mentors gathered round to help their literate and profuse comrade,
The Mirror on the Wall, feeling highly successful, sighed the sigh of relief and said -

Mirror:

Another FIRSTer comes to grips with their inner Dork.
Life is good.

And Rich lived happily ever after, re-signed to his Dorkiness.
The End

[KenWittlief]

September 14th, 1982. Three days after its invention, the Post-It note was successfully tested for the first time.

[Taylor]

Man, that "DORK" sticker must be humiliated.

[Steve W]

In an attempt to be respected, Rich follows his own signature advice ("Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.." - TS Elliot). He is attempting to move up from the ranks of FIRST Senior Mentor. We all wish him luck in his endeavor.

[Josh Goodman]

Dork + Tie Dye = FIRST Hippie!

[Cody Carey]

"Ieeym noot ddruunk... yoouur druuunnnk."

[Joe Matt]

Who says there's no truth in advertising?

[Bcahn836]

"Im not a dork im a nerd"

[Hiteak]

At least they didn't get me mixed up with someone who is in FIRST in the New England area.

[Cuog]

I don't care how humiliating the sticker is the sign clearly states "No Whining"

[Wayne Doenges]

In an effort to promote his new training program "Drawing On Robotics Knowledge", Rich decided to advertise. In order to save space and time he decided to make up an acronym. Shown here is the results

[Schnabel]

Why wear the shirt, when you can wear the shirt and the sticker!

[Koko Ed]

Remember kids. It's always important to mark all of your tools in the shop so you can easily find them when you need them. Drill bits, hammers, hardware, screwdrivers and your "esteemed" leader.