Family Guy Phrases

[Joe Matt]

Thanks for reminding me of that episode Katie...

Peter: We're plaing texas holdem, twos are wild.
Mr. Putershmit: Which ways do the aces go.
Peter: They go both ways.
*everyone laughs*
Ted Turner: Hehehe, like a bi-sexual.
Michael Eisner: Yes Ted, that was the joke.

[Greg Ross]

It seems that an awfully lot of these Family Guy phrases aren't very "family friendly".

[Alaina]

Shrink talking to parents: Had Stewie ever acted this violent before?
Lois: No, this was his first act of violence.
Stewie (in the background, in a playpin): Well, technically, my first act of violence was making that time bomb and leaving it in your uterus. Happy 50th birthday, Lois!

Or that one when that criminal wants to get Chris, and Chris is at the police station pointing the guy out in a lineup, and Peter shows up in the lineup asking where Chris is.
And he shows the guy a picture of Chris and says "You know, you can keep that photo. Chris messed it up by writing his school schedule and a list of his fears on the back anyway."

[Greg Perkins]

(in drunken voices)
Peter: Wooow its so quiet aroound here
Brian: i know
Peter: theres nothing going on...
Brian: i...i....i know
Brian: there's nothing to...uh....uhh...oh god whats that word....DO
Peter: Brian, Your'e drunk gimme your keys *falls on the floor*

Family Guy is such an awesome show, even if it is "rough around the edges" but compare it to the majority of shows on MTV or SPIKE which all of it Sexuality, and profanity.

Im sorry but i think a few crude jokes here and there that relate to most family living would be something i would want my kids to watch rather than shows like "real world" where all they do is get hammered, and have relationships on tv and swear. please correct me if im wrong, but i dont think that Family guy is as bad compared to 90% of the television shows

[Adam Y.]

It seems that an awfully lot of these Family Guy phrases aren't very "family friendly".

Of course. That is why it's on cartoon network at at 11:00pm. So no one young in your family can watch it.

[Greg Ross]

Originally Posted by Greg Perkins

...i dont think that Family guy is as bad compared to 90% of the television shows

That fits in pretty well with my estimation that less than 1% of what's on TV is worth watching.

[JVN]

Originally Posted by gwross

It seems that an awfully lot of these Family Guy phrases aren't very "family friendly".

I agree.
I like Family Guy. I like it a lot.
It is NOT the most PC show on TV, and certainly isn't something I'd let young kids watch.

I'm a little surprised at some of the innappropriate quotes people have posted. I would have thought everyone would have a little more restraint.

Yes it's funny, NO you don't need to share it here.

John

[Mini-D67]

My favorite is "He's a phony! A big, fat PHONY." "You know who lives here? I BIG FAT PHONY!"

[Raven_Writer]

I like it whenever Stewie says "Oh yea, I went there..."

Here's one that's cool though:

** At airport, I believe the episode was called "Road to Rhode Island" **
Brian: I thought I told you to watch the bags
Stewie: I was...I put them right...*looks to his teddy bear* [bear's name], I thought I told you to watch our stuff!

** I don't know the bears name **

There's one other one that I like, but I know I'd get a lot of heat for it. If you saw Sunday's episode, you'll probably get the general idea.

[Joe Matt]

Originally Posted by Raven_Writer

I like it whenever Stewie says "Oh yea, I went there..."

Here's one that's cool though:

** At airport, I believe the episode was called "Road to Rhode Island" **
Brian: I thought I told you to watch the bags
Stewie: I was...I put them right...*looks to his teddy bear* [bear's name], I thought I told you to watch our stuff!

** I don't know the bears name **

There's one other one that I like, but I know I'd get a lot of heat for it. If you saw Sunday's episode, you'll probably get the general idea.

It was Road to Rhode Island. The bear's name is Rupert.

[Brian Lesser]

One of my favorite quotes (that actually family oriented to an extent)...

Stewie: "Brian! Dont make me do to you what I did to John Leanon (sp?)"

**flashback to what he did**

Stewie: "John, this is Yoko. Yoko, this is John"

[adc1]

I love that salesman! He rocks!

Salesman: Oh... it's you... Erm... I'm not in right now... Please leave a message... Beeep!

Peter: Oh, God, I hate these things. Okay. Yeah, hi it's Peter Griffin, I'm here about that money incident...

Max: Peter, play with this... (Pulls out a yo-yo)

[Bemis]

Weeeell, about time I hit the ol' dusty trail...

[tony.dalia.195]

Originally Posted by Mike Ciance

Stewie: "You! Get me some warm milk. You two! Fight to the death!"

besides FIRST, family guy is my life so im gonna correct peoples phrases, so this one is-

Stewie: "You, cut my eggs, you cut my toast, you cut my milk!!"
Butler: "But sir thats a liquid."
Stewie: "Idiot!! Freeze it then cut it!! And you two fight to the death"


-Death insues--

be prepared for more to come

[i like dirt]

peter to family- "Im gonna give you guys the best meal youve ever had".
peter at drivethru- yes i'd like to order 10,000 chicken fajitas.