CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #120

[Schnabel]

And here we are, again, and we need to discuss this, again. When will you people finally get it in your heads that we do this year, after year, after year.

[skimoose]

Anyone NOT interested in trying the new Segway raise your hand now....

[Goober!!!]

"If a fire alarm goes off at Cal Games blame Andy Baker, like everyone did at IRI!!! "

[EddieMcD]

"Ah, I can see they're busy reenacting the Shakespeare play Much Ado About Nothing."

[Mike Schroeder]

*Ken to himself* It would be hilarious if i just blurted out OMG WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE right now

[Cynette]

If you're happy and you know it, sit and grin!
If you're happy and you know it, sit and grin!
If you're happy and you know it, then your face will surely show it,
If you're happy and you know it, sit and grin!

[Cuog]

This will really throw them off....
he-he hehe Mwah ha ha *continues maniacal laughter

[Wayne Doenges]

Lady in blue shirt: 'OK, we will now put the items on this list to a vote. Dave has suggested we have Ken set up the booth. All those in favor say aye."
Everyone: "Aye"
Lady in blue shirt: "All those opposed"
Ken: "Nay"
Lady in blue shirt: "The aye's have it."
Lady in blue shirt: Randy suggested we have Ken make the hotel reservations. All those in favor say aye."
Everyone: "Aye"
Lady in blue shirt: "All those opposed"
Ken: "Nay"
Lady in blue shirt: "The aye's have it."
Lady in blue shirt: "Lonny has suggested we have Ken drive us to the robot game. All those in favor say aye."
Everyone: "Aye"
Lady in blue shirt: "All those opposed"
Ken: "Nay"
Lady in blue shirt: "The aye's have it."
Ken, with a knowing smile on his face, knew he was going to be sick that weekend.

[Rich Wong]

Lady (in the baby blue shirt),” Ken, it’s your turn....
Truth or Dare!
And here is your question: Do you have secret desires to compete in Battlebots under the name Ken-the-Ninja?

And here is your dare: You must attend next weeks CAL-FIRST Halloween Party as Rich Wong from NYC.

I’m sorry Ken did I embarrassed you?”

[KelliV]

Well Mr. Leung, your analysis of Dave's clues looks very complete, team we need to start to prepare for this year's under-water game. We also need to talk to the school board about a cage for those penguins.
Be proud Mr. Leung, you've done very well.

[Travis Hoffman]

Why are these people smiling? Two words - Goodbye Hatch.


*Disclaimer - Ya know, I really feel bad about everyone tearing into these guys so much. I'm sure they've done good work SOMEWHERE.

[MissInformation]

Ken: "Okay, group... I need to come up with another post for Chief Delphi, so let's brainstorm for some ideas for me to write about... Remember, it's got to be at least 10,000 characters long, so give me something with substance, something meaty..."

[Jessica Boucher]

As you can see, these people are anxiously waiting for the patent-pending Ken Leung Face Plant Into the Table. What they don't know is, Ken had caffiene before he arrived.

[Al Skierkiewicz]

Ok the final order of business, Ken you were getting Dave, Andy, and some of those other guys from the Midwest to do the final ceremonies. How many are coming?
I have someone much better than all those guys. Better than Copioli & Copioli, better than Bill & Fred even better then Ken Patton and Dr. Joe put together. I got Big Mike and he is willing to do it for just a pot of honey. Ok so it's a big pot of honey, but he's well, he's "Big Mike"!

[Billfred]

For the record, Ken has seen these entries. You can expect a Ken Leung Post about it shortly.

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by Al Skierkiewicz

Ok the final order of business, Ken you were getting Dave, Andy, and some of those other guys from the Midwest to do the final ceremonies. How many are coming?
I have someone much better than all those guys. Better than Copioli & Copioli, better than Bill & Fred even better then Ken Patton and Dr. Joe put together. I got Big Mike and he is willing to do it for just a pot of honey. Ok so it's a big pot of honey, but he's well, he's "Big Mike"!

(Al, be very very glad that Ken went back and read the posts. )

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by KenWittlief

Mr Leung, this campus peer enforcement committee has found you guilty of parking in a handicap zone without a permit. I sentence you to 100 hours of community service, to be served working as a mentor for a local HS FIRST team!

What? Do you find that amusing Mr Leung? Alright then, 200 hours!

What are you smiling about? How does 300 hours sound?

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Jessica Boucher
2) T. Hoffman
3) Jay H 237
4) Jane
5) lukevanoort
6) KelliV
7) MissInformation
8) "Big Mike"
9) mocat1530
10) Joe Matt
11) Rich Wong
12) EddieMcD
13) thegathering

And the burn award...

Originally Posted by Wayne Doenges

Lady in blue shirt: 'OK, we will now put the items on this list to a vote. Dave has suggested we have Ken set up the booth. All those in favor say aye."
Everyone: "Aye"
Lady in blue shirt: "All those opposed"
Ken: "Nay"
Lady in blue shirt: "The aye's have it."
Lady in blue shirt: Randy suggested we have Ken make the hotel reservations. All those in favor say aye."
Everyone: "Aye"
Lady in blue shirt: "All those opposed"
Ken: "Nay"
Lady in blue shirt: "The aye's have it."
Lady in blue shirt: "Lonny has suggested we have Ken drive us to the robot game. All those in favor say aye."
Everyone: "Aye"
Lady in blue shirt: "All those opposed"
Ken: "Nay"
Lady in blue shirt: "The aye's have it."
Ken, with a knowing smile on his face, knew he was going to be sick that weekend.

Which means the scores are...

MissInformation	46
Steve W	44
Rich Wong	42
Al Skierkiewicz	38
Boiler	36
Wayne Doenges	32
Koko Ed	31
EddieMcD	31
Jay H 237	30
Mocat1530	30
T. Hoffman	29
Lukevanoort	27
Jane	27
Skimoose	24
KathieK	23
Hiteak	23
Andrew Blair	21
Cody C	21
GaryV1188	20
Cuog	20
InfernoX14	20
KenWittlief	19
Greg Needel	17
Joe Matt	16
EricS-Team180	16
KelliV	15
Kyle A	15
Jgjedi10	15
Arefin Bari	14
Goober!!!	14
Dlavery	13
“Big Mike”	13
Dorienne	13
Michelle Celio	13
Andy Baker	12
Nehalita	12
Rohith Surampudi	11
Rich Kressly	10
Dylan	10
Lil' Lavery	7
Artdutra04	7
Dhoizner	6
Elgin Clock	6
Dave Scheck	6
Thegathering	6
Alex Cormier	6
Schnabel	6
anna~marie	5
Tytus Gerrish	5
KarenH	4
Rick Tyler	4
Conor Ryan	4
Tkwetzel	3
1derboy	3
Bcahn836	3
Budda648	2
Calhounian	2
Graduns340	2
Icurtis	2
Imajie	2
Jessica Boucher	2
LordTalps	2
Matt Krass	2
Mercury Rising	2
Raymaniac	2
Astronouth7303	2
Danielle H	2
Ewankoff	2
Freddy Schurr	2
Adam Richards	1
AtalanteStar25	1
Brandon Martus	1
Daisy	1
huff_dragon	1
Killerofkiller	1
Miketwalker	1
Ogre	1
Raymaniac	1
Team1591	1
tony.dalia.195	1
Worldbringer	1
Xzvrw2	1

Onward!