CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #122

[Dan Petrovic]

"You better not be agitatin' the boss's dots."

[Hiteak]

Now that the admins are locked up, we can now SPAM Chief Delphi.

[Kyle A]

Voice from ear piece: Your mission is to protect the package.
Guy 1: we must protect the package, that person's looking at him funny!! Code red code, red
Guy 2: "PROTECT THE PACKAGE".

[Mike Schroeder]

Do you Know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in Florida? a Royal with SPAM

[raymaniac]

The music coming from the ear buds is, of course, Weird Al's "Spam".

"... Spam in the place that I work. Ham and more..."

[Rich Wong]

Over heard from behind the door of the South Fork HS principal's office, “ I’m sorry Dillard. I have to let you go, we are not winning the big one these days. We need some fresh blood.
I've traded you to Palm Beach Central’s rookie team 1889 for a couple win-motors and a case of extrusions. The two SPAM agents outside my door will see you out of the building. Good luck Gary.”

[EricS-Team180]

...Noone expects the SPAMish Inquisition!

[Travis Hoffman]

Karthik's bodyguards, weary of listening to the world's lamest pop diva warm up inside his dressing room, decide to play some music to preserve their sanity....

Bodyguard 1: "Dude, crank it up! It's our song!"
Bodyguard 2: "Sure thing. Whitney always did sing it better than Karthik...."

*heard through the earphones*

"And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII II will always love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu... ..............."

[anna~marie]

Matt: No. One. Gets. To. See. The. SPAM.

[Cody Carey]

Originally Posted by Kyle A

Voice from ear piece: Your mission is to protect the package.
Guy 1: we must protect the package, that person's looking at him funny!! Code red code, red
Guy 2: "PROTECT THE PACKAGE".

<noentry>I am proud of you Kyle, VERY PROUD.</noentry>

[killerofkiller]

After Finally catching Tytus; Matt and Scott, (guarding the door) realized that not even a 4 story drop would stop him, but they didn't care, Numa Numa was playing via their Comlink.

[Gary Dillard]

Originally Posted by Rich Wong

Over heard from behind the door of the South Fork HS principal's office, “ I’m sorry Dillard. I have to let you go, we are not winning the big one these days. We need some fresh blood.
I've traded you to Palm Beach Central’s rookie team 1889 for a couple win-motors and a case of extrusions. The two SPAM agents outside my door will see you out of the building. Good luck Gary.”

[not an entry] does "the big one" refer to the caption contest?
and by the way, it was van door motors, not win motors
[/not an entry]

[Rich Wong]

Originally Posted by Gary Dillard

[not an entry] does "the big one" refer to the caption contest?
and by the way, it was van door motors, not win motors
[/not an entry]

[not an entry] I have to yell at my source for giving me the WONG motor information!!
Yes, we missed you on the caption contest! [not an entry]

[Cynette]

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[Wayne Doenges]

Spam 1: "Here comes Dean Kamen, what do I say?"
Voice in earpiece: "No problem, I'll talk you through this. Repeat after me. Good morning Mr. Kamen."
Spam 1: "Good morning Mr. Kamen."
M. Kamen: "Just call me Dean."
Voice in earpiece: "Dean, are you ready for another great year?"
Spam 1" Dean, are you ready for another great year?"
Dean: "You bet."
Voice in earpiece: "Can you give us any hints on this years game?"
Spam1: "Can you give us any hints on this years game?"
Dean: "You know it's a secret."
Voice in earpiece: "You're mother dresses you funny."
Spam 1: "You're mother dresses you funny."
Dean: "What!?!?!?" *leaves in a huff*
Spam 1: Why did you do that to me?"
Voice in earpiece: "My bad."