CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #122

[Al Skierkiewicz]

OK, I have crossed paths with the Secret Service many times before and you guys aren't it. First, they always were long sleeves so that the mic and PTT button can be hidden in their hand. They only wear shades outside or in TV studios. They always have their ear piece wires hidden inside their shirt collars and they never, not ever, wouldn't even be caught dead, wearing SPAM t-shirts. If you didn't want me to come in all you had to do was ask.

[EddieMcD]

SPAM Enforcers (singing):
"We're Knights of the Round Table,
we dance whenever we're able,
we do routines and chorus scenes with footwork impeccable.
We dine well here in Camelot,
we eat ham and jam and Spam a lot..."

Detainee: "Ugh, there's never a Spanish Inquisition when you need one..."

[MissInformation]

On a VH1 show entitled "Where Are They Now?" it was revealed that after their "music" career took a nose dive, Milli Vanilli took jobs impersonating FIRST robotics students. They knew they didn't have to have real talent, they just had to look good. When questioned about their robot's sloth-like performance, they just said "Blame it on the rain!"

[lukevanoort]

Hours Earlier......
Morpheus (AKA Wayne Cokeley): I will be honest, all who have fought Fluffy's Agents have died. I have seen them push entire buildings to reach their goal, robots have emptied entire hoppers at them and hit nothing but air.
Evil Machine 4: You are saying what, I can dodge poofs?
Morpheus: No, they are still designed for a world that follows the laws of physics. Because of this can never be as strong or as fast as you can be. What I am saying is, when you're ready, you won't have to.
Minutes earlier....
Agent 1: Commander, I thought I told you to wait outside.
Cobra Commando Commando: Oh, crap. Sir, I sent four 'bots, their taking it down now.
Agent 2: No, Commander, their magic smoke is already out.
Now....
Agent 1: Hello, Mister Enforcer.
Agent 2: Now, you die.
Evil Machine 4: My name is BINGO!!!!!
(Skindred's "World Domination" starts playing)

[KelliV]

Just imagine how cool this would be if we had real headsets and my watch remotly ran our robot.

[Goober!!!]

These SPAM tough guys will take care of any odd business for the game hint from Dave!!!

[Cuog]

SPAM1: "Dang how could you let someone get a picture?"
SPAM2: "What are you talking about they are already a non-person"
GUY on Ear piece: "Whatever you do don't let Bilfred get a hold of the camera"

[Billfred]

Here's a tip: When possible, avoid getting locked out of your room when you need to judge a caption contest, ESPECIALLY a three-pager.

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by Dave Scheck

SPAM #1: You remember the plan right?
SPAM #2: Yeah, you cover the left, and I'll cover the right.
SPAM #1: Yeah...I think it's flawed.
SPAM #2: How so?
SPAM #1: I don't think that the wire between our earbuds is long enough
SPAM #2: Doh! Darn budget cuts.

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by EddieMcD

SPAM Enforcers (singing):
"We're Knights of the Round Table,
we dance whenever we're able,
we do routines and chorus scenes with footwork impeccable.
We dine well here in Camelot,
we eat ham and jam and Spam a lot..."

Detainee: "Ugh, there's never a Spanish Inquisition when you need one..."

(ah, that was fun to see in New York)

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Koko Ed
2) boiler
3) Jane
4) Greg Needel
5) Steve W
6) GaryV1188
7) MissInformation
8) EricS-Team180
9) T. Hoffman
10) anna~marie
11) Wayne Doenges
12) Al Skierkiewicz
13) mocat1530
14) InfernoX14

And the burn award...

Originally Posted by Rich Wong

Over heard from behind the door of the South Fork HS principal's office, “ I’m sorry Dillard. I have to let you go, we are not winning the big one these days. We need some fresh blood.
I've traded you to Palm Beach Central’s rookie team 1889 for a couple win-motors and a case of extrusions. The two SPAM agents outside my door will see you out of the building. Good luck Gary.”

Which means the scores are...

MissInformation	50
Steve W	48
Rich Wong	47
Al Skierkiewicz	42
Boiler	39
EddieMcD	38
Wayne Doenges	36
Koko Ed	35
T. Hoffman	34
Mocat1530	33
Jay H 237	31
Lukevanoort	30
Jane	30
KathieK	25
Skimoose	25
Hiteak	25
InfernoX14	24
Andrew Blair	23
Cody C	23
GaryV1188	23
Cuog	22
KenWittlief	21
Rich Kressly	20
Greg Needel	20
EricS-Team180	19
Dlavery	18
Dave Scheck	18
Jgjedi10	17
KelliV	16
Joe Matt	16
Kyle A	16
Goober!!!	16
Dorienne	15
“Big Mike”	14
Arefin Bari	14
Andy Baker	13
Michelle Celio	13
Nehalita	12
Rohith Surampudi	11
Dylan	10
Schnabel	8
Lil' Lavery	7
anna~marie	7
Artdutra04	7
Thegathering	7
Alex Cormier	7
Dhoizner	6
Elgin Clock	6
Tytus Gerrish	5
KarenH	4
Rick Tyler	4
Conor Ryan	4
Raymaniac	3
Tkwetzel	3
1derboy	3
Bcahn836	3
Ewankoff	3
Budda648	2
Calhounian	2
Graduns340	2
Icurtis	2
Imajie	2
Jessica Boucher	2
LordTalps	2
Matt Krass	2
Mercury Rising	2
Astronouth7303	2
Danielle H	2
Freddy Schurr	2
Killerofkiller	2
Adam Richards	1
AtalanteStar25	1
Brandon Martus	1
Daisy	1
huff_dragon	1
Miketwalker	1
Ogre	1
Raymaniac	1
Team1591	1
tony.dalia.195	1
Worldbringer	1
Xzvrw2	1

Onward!