CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #125

[skimoose]

Left Boy: DUDE! Awesome driving skills.
Control Boy: Dude, I've got crazy mad skills.

Left Girl: One Point. That's the worst robot driving I've ever seen!
Right Girl: If you held the transmitter upside down, it'd match the position of your robot.

[lukevanoort]

Dude in hoody: Uggh.... thats, ughh disgusting.
Blue shirt dude: Yeah... I, I, I, I'm amazed. Thats soooo nasty.
Girl in white shirt: I don't know him... I never saw it. Must not think.. think of bunnies, yeah bunnies.... DOH didn't work! (vomits)
Girl in hat: Psh, I can do better. He can only stuff 90 butterfried, sugar coated, creme filled, chocolate glazed, fat injected KKs in his mouth a minute... I'm sure I can do twice that. And, I can do it with style. Watch out Mr. Lavery, in another 8 years I'll be at IRI with a box of KKs, and it'll be SHOWDOWN TIME!!!!

[KathieK]

Boy in blue: "OK, so like, where's the GRACIOUS PROFESSIONALISM in that maneuver, huh?"

[Billfred]

I never thought a caption contest would become bowling shoe ugly, but I guess there's a first time for everything.

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by Rich Wong

What if celebrities had FIRST when they were young, would they have turn out the way they did or better? (From left to right)

Paris Hilton, “I love VEX, it is so hot, just like me.”

Justin Timberlake,” Can you bring “VEXY” BACK in to base.”

Dark Vader, “I am trying, but the force is strong in this VEX.”

Lindsay Lohan, “Justin, that is the stupidest name for a VEX robot and Paris I hate you. You can’t even spell V-E-S-S correctly.”

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by GaryV1188

The Jedi VEX driver attempts to influence the mind of his opponent. Look for a rule change next season.

Honorable mentions go to:

1) KathieK
2) Cuog
3) lukevanoort
4) skimoose
5) EddieMcD
6) MissInformation
7) KelliV
8) boiler
9) Jane
10) Schnabel
11) Imajie
12) thegathering
13) "Big Mike"
14) Steve W
15) EricRobodox

And the burn award goes to Dave, but I simply refuse to copy and paste that post. You don't want to see it, trust me. But if you absolutely must for some silly reason, it's on page 2.

Which means the scores are:

Name	Total
Rich Wong	61
MissInformation	56
Steve W	52
Wayne Doenges	48
Boiler	44
EddieMcD	44
Al Skierkiewicz	43
Koko Ed	38
Jane	36
Lukevanoort	36
Mocat1530	36
T. Hoffman	34
Jay H 237	32
GaryV1188	30
Hiteak	30
Skimoose	30
KathieK	29
Cuog	28
InfernoX14	28
Cody C	27
Dave Scheck	25
Dlavery	-infinity
Andrew Blair	23
Andy Baker	23
Greg Needel	23
EricS-Team180	22
KenWittlief	21
Rich Kressly	20
Goober!!!	19
KelliV	19
Jgjedi10	17
Joe Matt	17
Michelle Celio	17
“Big Mike”	17
Kyle A	16
Dorienne	15
Arefin Bari	14
Rohith Surampudi	13
Nehalita	12
Schnabel	12
Thegathering	11
Dylan	10
Artdutra04	9
Lil' Lavery	9
Alex Cormier	7
anna~marie	7
Dhoizner	6
Elgin Clock	6
Ewankoff	5
Killerofkiller	5
Raymaniac	5
Tytus Gerrish	5
Conor Ryan	4
Imajie	4
KarenH	4
Rick Tyler	4
1derboy	3
Bcahn836	3
EricRobodox	3
taylort	3
Tkwetzel	3
Astronouth7303	2
BlondeNerd	2
Budda648	2
Calhounian	2
Danielle H	2
Freddy Schurr	2
Graduns340	2
Icurtis	2
Jessica Boucher	2
LordTalps	2
Matt Krass	2
Mercury Rising	2
Ogre	2
Adam Richards	1
AtalanteStar25	1
Beth Sweet	1
Brandon Martus	1
Daisy	1
huff_dragon	1
Miketwalker	1
Team1591	1
tony.dalia.195	1
Worldbringer	1
Xzvrw2	1
efoote868	1
EricH	1
robotcanuck1676	1
Eric W. Jones	1