CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #127

[Billfred]

I promise to be neutral on this one.

Here's the scores:

Name    Total
Rich Wong    63
MissInformation    58
Steve W    54
Wayne Doenges    48
Boiler    46
Jane    46
EddieMcD    45
Al Skierkiewicz    44
Mocat1530    41
Koko Ed    40
Lukevanoort    38
T. Hoffman    34
Jay H 237    33
Skimoose    32
Hiteak    31
KathieK    31
GaryV1188    30
Cuog    29
InfernoX14    29
Cody C    27
Dave Scheck    27
Andrew Blair    25
Andy Baker    25
Dlavery    25
Greg Needel    23
EricS-Team180    22
KenWittlief    21
Goober!!!    20
Rich Kressly    20
KelliV    19
Jgjedi10    17
Joe Matt    17
Michelle Celio    17
“Big Mike”    17
Gary Dillard    17
Kyle A    16
Dorienne    15
Arefin Bari    14
Rohith Surampudi    13
Schnabel    13
Nehalita    12
Thegathering    11
Dylan    10
Artdutra04    9
Lil' Lavery    9
Alex Cormier    7
anna~marie    7
Dhoizner    6
Elgin Clock    6
Raymaniac    6
Ewankoff    5
Icurtis    5
Killerofkiller    5
Tytus Gerrish    5
BlondeNerd    4
Conor Ryan    4
Imajie    4
KarenH    4
Rick Tyler    4
taylort    4
1derboy    3
Bcahn836    3
EricH    3
EricRobodox    3
Tkwetzel    3
Astronouth7303    2
Budda648    2
Calhounian    2
Danielle H    2
efoote868    2
Freddy Schurr    2
Graduns340    2
Jessica Boucher    2
LordTalps    2
Matt Krass    2
Mercury Rising    2
Ogre    2
robotcanuck1676    2
Adam Richards    1
AtalanteStar25    1
Beth Sweet    1
Brandon Martus    1
Daisy    1
Eric W. Jones    1
huff_dragon    1
Miketwalker    1
Team1591    1
tony.dalia.195    1
Worldbringer    1
Xzvrw2    1

And the picture:

http://www.invisiblerobot.com/roboti.../p1100869.html

If anyone even hints at puke-bots, I'm calling these guys back in.

As always, the deadline is Saturday at midnight EST, unless you're lucky or I'm slack.

Go!

[Schnabel]

[singing] There he goes, there he goes again, eating dough nuts, and I just sit and watch[/singing]

[raymaniac]

Despite his promises to be neutral, no one believed billfred would be able to stop himself from rewarding those who made fun of Dave. Again.

And thus those who best made fun of Dave triumphed in the Caption Contest. Again

[Imajie]

[Animal documentary]"And here we have the Lavery enjoying his favorite between meal snack, look how happy he is"[/Animal documentary]

[Andrew Blair]

Haha, I just want to laugh! /not an entry

[EddieMcD]

"You see that sickly look on Dave's face? Some idiot (most likely a New England resident) snuck a Dunkin' Donut into his box of Krispy Kremes."

[JaneYoung]

At a summer festival, Dave came up with no less than 116 donut tasting critiques:
- nope, not this one
- nope, not this one
mmm, oh - nope, not this one
bring me more!
nope, not this one...

and so it went throughout the day until the donut makers were out of sugar, out of fillings...out of patience, when finally, Dave was satisfied and said,
Juuuust riiiiight - now bring me more!

at which point the local donut makers who were inexperienced with dlavery's bottomless donut appetite, called in the KK professionals, closed down their booth, and went home vowing never, ever, ever to make donuts if even a hint of Dave Lavery showed up.

[Koko Ed]

Okay. I triued the Dunkin Donut. Yes I hate it. Now gimmie my hundred dollars and point me to the nearest bathroom. I have to purge this poison from my body.

[Dan Petrovic]

"Dave ate the first doughnut and said 'This one is too hot'
Dave ate the second doughnut and said 'This one is too cold'
Dave ate the Krispy Kreme doughnut and said 'This one is just right...'"

[GaryVoshol]

Dave: You know, I bet this would be much better fried in butter.

[efoote868]

Dave grimaced as he realized the doughnut was in fact a Dunkin Doughnut, and it had be inside team 40's closet along with some packets of light creme, and it would probably taste better if it hadn't been there since the ship date...

[Goober!!!]

Dave suddenly noticed that he dropped some jelly on his favorite shirt and right before he had to give a speech to a lot of people and the bad thing is its covering the NASA logo!!!

[Steve W]

We at NASA do not run on theories. We experiment to make sure that everything meets specifications. Always looking for better products Dave does the bite and tip test. Unfortunately this one was a bit too runny and the outside a bit too sticky. Like a true scientist Dave continues his experiments.

[Mike Schroeder]

ya know i took a bite out of this donut and now those creepy kids on CD are going to think its a hint... or that nerdy Billfred is going to caption contest me again...... sometimes i wish i were a nobody like Koko Ed or that crazy canadian Steve W

[Wayne Doenges]

Andy Baker thought it would be fun to impersonate Dave . So he donned his Lavery mask and NASA t-shirt and went to the Dunkin Donut booth. KK stock prices plunged 35 points that day.