CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #130

[Goober!!!]

Guys at the controls: Alright 30 points to the team that caps the volunteer!!!

[JBotAlan]

Guy: So this joystick drives the left motor?
Girl: Right.
Guy: Oh, so this joystick drives the left motor?
Girl: No, the right.
Guy: So, right is right?
Girl: Right.
Guy: And left is right?
Girl: No, left.
Guy: Wait, right is left?
Girl: No, right.
Guy: But right is right and left is right...
Girl: No, left.
Guy: Right is left?
Girl: No, I just told you...

[Dan Petrovic]

Guy at controls: What's wrong?
Girl at controls: Gah, I got something in my eye.

Volunteer: I think she winked at me!

[efoote868]

Little did the MC know that team 945 sent an assassin after him, after a blatant mispronunciation of their name....

[Wayne Doenges]

Male Spammer: "Watch this" *turns on controller and flips switch marked 'Take Control'*
Volunteer: *stops*
Male Spammer: *moves joystick to the right and volunteer turns right and starts walking.
Volunteer: "What's going on, I can't stop myself!"
Male Spammer: *moves stick back and volunteer starts walking backwards*
Female Spammer: "That's cool. Let me try." *moves stick in a circular motion*
Volunteer: *starts walking in circles*
Male Spammer: "Oh oh, here comes Dave." *turns 'Take Control' switch off*
Volunteer: *starts walking on his own* "That was weird"

[JaneYoung]

Mr. Boudreau, grinning as he crosses the field:
SPAM
the competition field
FIRST
- sometimes, life doesn't get any better than this. *keeps on grinning*