CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #130

[MissInformation]

"Woo-hoo! Volunteering to be the first person capped by a tetra practically guarantees me the Volunteer of the Year Award!" He gloated, little knowing he would also be the first person to have to have a tetra surgically removed...

[Al Skierkiewicz]

Hey, don't tell anybody but our auto mode can find First logos, any where, on any medium, any size, any color, no matter the lighting. It is especially good at finding the logo on volunteer shirts!

Really?!? what can you do with that kind of function?

Well, all kinds of stuff but we are sworn to only use it for good. Tetra/volunteer contact is not using it for good. But it works really well, wanna see?

[Rich Wong]

Warren B: “Hey Dave, nice flowery shirt you have on!

*Pause*

Strange, all of a sudden I have a craving for a Hawaiian SPAM sandwich with Nacho chips.”

[EddieMcD]

"Little did they know that the opposing drivers in red were Cardinal Ximinez, Cardinal Biggles, and Cardinal Fang. The SPAM 'bot might be able to cap in under 8 seconds, but I don't think the builders were expecting the Spanish Inquisition."

[Mister_Juggles]

"He looks a little old to be their baby..."

[Ian Curtis]

Warren: Oooh these triangle-thingies will make excellent scrap to build the rack out of!

[lukevanoort]

The infamous "Joystick Stability Test."