CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #130

[Billfred]

It's still Monday!

Here's the scores:

Rich Wong    70
Boiler    63
Wayne Doenges    62
Steve W    61
MissInformation    59
Jane    52
EddieMcD    50
Al Skierkiewicz    50
Mocat1530    47
Koko Ed    45
Lukevanoort    44
KathieK    38
Skimoose    36
Andy Baker    35
Hiteak    35
GaryV1188    35
T. Hoffman    34
InfernoX14    34
Jay H 237    33
Cuog    32
Cody C    32
Dave Scheck    29
EricS-Team180    28
Dlavery    27
Andrew Blair    25
Goober!!!    24
Greg Needel    23
Rich Kressly    22
KelliV    21
KenWittlief    21
Michelle Celio    19
“Big Mike”    18
Gary Dillard    17
Jgjedi10    17
Joe Matt    17
Arefin Bari    16
Kyle A    16
Dorienne    16
Schnabel    14
Rohith Surampudi    13
Nehalita    12
Artdutra04    11
Thegathering    11
Dylan    10
Icurtis    10
Raymaniac    10
Lil' Lavery    9
Elgin Clock    8
Alex Cormier    7
anna~marie    7
EricH    7
efoote868    7
BlondeNerd    6
Dhoizner    6
Ewankoff    5
Imajie    5
Killerofkiller    5
taylort    5
Tytus Gerrish    5
Conor Ryan    4
KarenH    4
Rick Tyler    4
1derboy    3
Bcahn836    3
Danielle H    3
EricRobodox    3
Eric W. Jones    3
Tkwetzel    3
Astronouth7303    2
Budda648    2
Calhounian    2
Freddy Schurr    2
Graduns340    2
Jessica Boucher    2
LordTalps    2
Matt Krass    2
Mercury Rising    2
Ogre    2
robotcanuck1676    2
Alex Burman    2
Adam Richards    1
AndyB    1
AtalanteStar25    1
Beth Sweet    1
Brandon Martus    1
Daisy    1
huff_dragon    1
Miketwalker    1
Team1591    1
tony.dalia.195    1
Worldbringer    1
Xzvrw2    1

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/20639

As always, the deadline is Saturday at midnight EST, unless you're lucky or I'm slow (or both).

Go!

[Goober!!!]

Guys at the controls: Alright 30 points to the team that caps the volunteer!!!

[JBotAlan]

Guy: So this joystick drives the left motor?
Girl: Right.
Guy: Oh, so this joystick drives the left motor?
Girl: No, the right.
Guy: So, right is right?
Girl: Right.
Guy: And left is right?
Girl: No, left.
Guy: Wait, right is left?
Girl: No, right.
Guy: But right is right and left is right...
Girl: No, left.
Guy: Right is left?
Girl: No, I just told you...

[Dan Petrovic]

Guy at controls: What's wrong?
Girl at controls: Gah, I got something in my eye.

Volunteer: I think she winked at me!

[efoote868]

Little did the MC know that team 945 sent an assassin after him, after a blatant mispronunciation of their name....

[Wayne Doenges]

Male Spammer: "Watch this" *turns on controller and flips switch marked 'Take Control'*
Volunteer: *stops*
Male Spammer: *moves joystick to the right and volunteer turns right and starts walking.
Volunteer: "What's going on, I can't stop myself!"
Male Spammer: *moves stick back and volunteer starts walking backwards*
Female Spammer: "That's cool. Let me try." *moves stick in a circular motion*
Volunteer: *starts walking in circles*
Male Spammer: "Oh oh, here comes Dave." *turns 'Take Control' switch off*
Volunteer: *starts walking on his own* "That was weird"

[JaneYoung]

Mr. Boudreau, grinning as he crosses the field:
SPAM
the competition field
FIRST
- sometimes, life doesn't get any better than this. *keeps on grinning*

[GaryVoshol]

Guy in tinted safety glasses: Watch me "cap" the guy in the cap!

[EricH]

the MC: And the third robot comes onto the field! An amazing job by team...wait a minute...Oh yeah, team CREW! Building an android in six weeks is an amazing feat! Not only that, they gave it artificial intelligence!
SPAM robot: Yeah, and I could beat him without programming aboard.

[Taylor]

If you look at the diamond plate in front of the middle driver's station, you can see the number 5, some blue rings, a stoplight, a banana, a tube made of PVC, and what appears to be some sort of fish.

[BlondeNerd]

Guy at controls: "What does THIS button do??"

Girl: "STOP IT! You've already sent three volunteers to the hospital with your crazy button pushing!"

Volunteer: thinking - *Run Away!*

[EricS-Team180]

WarrenB: Meheheheh! Eric tells me that Josh has the "Cap Dillard" auto mode installed....now all I have to do is to is to get him to stand over by the Auto Loader while I pretend to be the attendant...hmmm

"Hey Gary!...yeah over here...I have some questions about the wiring!"
"...ummmm mind standing a bit closer to the rail?"

[MissInformation]

"Woo-hoo! Volunteering to be the first person capped by a tetra practically guarantees me the Volunteer of the Year Award!" He gloated, little knowing he would also be the first person to have to have a tetra surgically removed...

[Al Skierkiewicz]

Hey, don't tell anybody but our auto mode can find First logos, any where, on any medium, any size, any color, no matter the lighting. It is especially good at finding the logo on volunteer shirts!

Really?!? what can you do with that kind of function?

Well, all kinds of stuff but we are sworn to only use it for good. Tetra/volunteer contact is not using it for good. But it works really well, wanna see?

[Rich Wong]

Warren B: “Hey Dave, nice flowery shirt you have on!

*Pause*

Strange, all of a sudden I have a craving for a Hawaiian SPAM sandwich with Nacho chips.”