CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #131

[Goober!!!]

Ashley is dreaming about that 2008's game piece will be "Big Fuzzy Dice"!!!

[Wayne Doenges]

Ashley dreaming: *I hope I never get into an embarrasing position in which Billfred uses the resulting picture for his Caption Contest*

[Al Skierkiewicz]

As Ashley tries to emulate her hero, Thomas Edison, by sleeping at her workstation, her dreams take a weird turn.
"How can I use carbonized cotton thread on the robot? And why does my cheek feel wet?"

[EricS-Team180]

Ok Billy...see the glasses are her on/off switch. Just slide them down on her nose and she sits up and starts typing again!

[BlondeNerd]

Ashley, immediately after the unveiling of THE RACK, falls over, unconscious. It was just too extreme.

[Cuog]

So it was seen by Bilfred and so it was Caption Contested

<notentry>That is now a verb by the way</notentry>

[EddieMcD]

"See, this is what happens when kids waste brain power on an irrelevant question like 'What the hell is Paris Hilton doing right now?'."

[skimoose]

Beware Rookie Students

Ashley demonstrates what will happen by week 3 of the build season if you don't follow the FIRST Food Pyramid!

Thanks to ArtDutra04 for this timeless wisdom from last season....



Ashley is obviously deficient in the Dew category!

[lukevanoort]

Shortly after Ashley walked into the programming "hut" she understood why there was a "Warning: 1337 h@x0rz 0|\|1'/ " sign outside. As she found out, while programming, most feel no need for personal hygiene, and all the CO2 bubbles from those cases of Mountain Dew have to go somewhere... Oh well, at least she found somewhere soft to land.

[KathieK]

And this is a picture of the Ashley species... we don't know much about this species except that it tends to hibernate as winter approaches. And then, suddenly, in early January the species springs to life in a flurry of activity which lasts through April. A strange animal indeed.

[Cynette]

"Poppies....poppies...." And as the programming was not complete, not even the newly built tin-man robot was able to break the spell cast by the Wicked Witch who was determined to take Ashley down and claim the Ruby Safety Glasses.

[Rick TYler]

ASSOCIATED PRESS, ATLANTA. Student and robotics engineer Ashley was stunned into collapse by a safety device she built herself just moments after she removed her safety glasses near her robot. Her team mentor said, "Ashley built a device that was supposed to give her a mild shock every time she approached a robot without safety glasses, but I guess she has some more testing to do." Ashley only said, "Not wearning my glasses properly was dumb, but I guess I got a little carried away. Some people would just have lawyers enforce safety rules, but I followed Dave Lavery's suggestion to find an engineering solution." Ashley if fine now, even if she does cause fluorescent bulbs to glow.

[Billfred]

Time flies when you're having fun working on CAD models.

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by EddieMcD

"See, this is what happens when kids waste brain power on an irrelevant question like 'What the hell is Paris Hilton doing right now?'."

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by lukevanoort

Shortly after Ashley walked into the programming "hut" she understood why there was a "Warning: 1337 h@x0rz 0|\|1'/ " sign outside. As she found out, while programming, most feel no need for personal hygiene, and all the CO2 bubbles from those cases of Mountain Dew have to go somewhere... Oh well, at least she found somewhere soft to land.

1) Rick TYler
2) mocat1530
3) Daniel Brim
4) Koko Ed
5) skimoose
6) BlondeNerd
7) EricS-Team180
8) Al Skierkiewicz
9) Rich Wong
10) Mister_Juggles
11) KathieK
12) InfernoX14

And the burn award...

Originally Posted by dlavery

As she asked "what is that smell?" Ashley apprently forgot exactly where her posterior had been no more than five minutes before....

She who smelt it...

Which means the scores are:

Name    Total
Rich Wong    73
EddieMcD    70
Boiler    65
Wayne Doenges    65
MissInformation    61
Steve W    61
JaneYoung    55
Al Skierkiewicz    54
Lukevanoort    50
Mocat1530    49
Koko Ed    47
Skimoose    43
KathieK    40
GaryV1188    38
InfernoX14    37
Hiteak    36
Andy Baker    35
T. Hoffman    34
Cuog    33
Jay H 237    33
Cody C    32
EricS-Team180    32
Dlavery    30
Dave Scheck    29
Goober!!!    26
Andrew Blair    25
Greg Needel    23
Rich Kressly    22
KelliV    21
KenWittlief    21
Michelle Celio    19
“Big Mike”    18
Gary Dillard    17
Jgjedi10    17
Joe Matt    17
Arefin Bari    16
Dorienne    16
Kyle A    16
Schnabel    14
Rohith Surampudi    13
Icurtis    12
Nehalita    12
Artdutra04    11
EricH    11
Thegathering    11
BlondeNerd    10
Dylan    10
Raymaniac    10
Lil' Lavery    9
efoote868    8
Elgin Clock    8
Alex Cormier    7
anna~marie    7
Dhoizner    7
Rick Tyler    6
Ewankoff    5
Imajie    5
Killerofkiller    5
taylort    5
Tytus Gerrish    5
Conor Ryan    4
KarenH    4
1derboy    3
Bcahn836    3
Danielle H    3
EricRobodox    3
Eric W. Jones    3
Mister_Juggles    3
Tkwetzel    3
Alex Burman    2
Astronouth7303    2
Budda648    2
Calhounian    2
Freddy Schurr    2
Graduns340    2
JBotAlan    2
Jessica Boucher    2
LordTalps    2
Matt Krass    2
Mercury Rising    2
Ogre    2
robotcanuck1676    2
Daniel Brim    2
Adam Richards    1
AndyB    1
AtalanteStar25    1
Beth Sweet    1
Brandon Martus    1
Daisy    1
huff_dragon    1
Miketwalker    1
Team1591    1
tony.dalia.195    1
Worldbringer    1
Xzvrw2    1
trilogism    1
Djalamose    1