CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #131

[Rick TYler]

ASSOCIATED PRESS, ATLANTA. Student and robotics engineer Ashley was stunned into collapse by a safety device she built herself just moments after she removed her safety glasses near her robot. Her team mentor said, "Ashley built a device that was supposed to give her a mild shock every time she approached a robot without safety glasses, but I guess she has some more testing to do." Ashley only said, "Not wearning my glasses properly was dumb, but I guess I got a little carried away. Some people would just have lawyers enforce safety rules, but I followed Dave Lavery's suggestion to find an engineering solution." Ashley if fine now, even if she does cause fluorescent bulbs to glow.