CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #132

[KathieK]

About halfway through build season, Todd Rundgren came upon Stu singing in the parking lot and low and behold, a hit song was created:
"I Don't Want To Work,
I Just Want To Bang On The Drum All Day!"

[MissInformation]

Stu: "I don't care what's printed on the front of it, I'm telling you, it's a piñata!!! A piñata full of sweet, sugary goodness! Now stand back 'cause I'm gonna get me some!"

[raymaniac]

All you need is a big drum and something to hit it with, and you can get away with anything.

[EricH]

Stu: TIIIIMMBEEEERRRRR!!!
Drum: Oh, no, not again! BOOOOOOMMM!

[skimoose]

Stu takes Dean's homework to heart as he prepares to march on Washington with his "Little Friend". "Say hello to my Little Friend!"

[Eric W. Jones]

And thus, Purdue FIRST programs gets free publicity. People from miles around knew who had woken them up.

[Schnabel]

So that was what woke me up in the middle of the night.

[NOT AN ENTRY]I live about 50 miles away for those of you who don't know[/NOT AN ENTRY]

[EricS-Team180]

Mega Q-Tip in hand, Stu waits poised to clean out the ear that goes with this drum.

[efoote868]

Speak softly and carry a big.... er... drum?

[Cynette]

It's the RoboDevils to save the day!
After hearing that the Purdue Drummer was suddenly taken ill, the RoboDevils leapt into action, sending their mentor off in his best Teddy Roosevelt impersonation - glide smoothly and carry a big stick!
The team was heard as he drove out of sight, "beat it like we beat our competition!"

[EddieMcD]

"Do you think they're compensating for something?"

<not entry>Oh, and that is so not the world's largest drum. I've seen taiko that were twice the size.</not entry>

[Billfred]

Alright, leave it to some emergency computer-fixing to throw me entirely off-schedule. I'm invoking the BIWWTM Rule. All will be resolved tomorrow.

[Billfred]

Well, at least it's early Monday.

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by EricS-Team180

Mega Q-Tip in hand, Stu waits poised to clean out the ear that goes with this drum.

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by JaneYoung

Stu:
You just can't beat this!

Honorable mentions go to:

1) GaryV1188
2) Mister_Juggles
3) Rich Wong
4) KathieK
5) Eric W. Jones
6) MissInformation
7) mocat1530
8) Koko Ed
9) Cody Carey
10) Schnabel
11) Joe Matt

And the burn award...

Originally Posted by EddieMcD

"Do you think they're compensating for something?"

Which means the scores are...

Name    Total
Rich Wong    75
EddieMcD    73
Boiler    66
Wayne Doenges    66
MissInformation    63
Steve W    61
JaneYoung    60
Al Skierkiewicz    54
Mocat1530    51
Lukevanoort    50
Koko Ed    49
Skimoose    44
EricS-Team180    42
KathieK    42
GaryV1188    40
InfernoX14    38
Hiteak    36
Andy Baker    35
Cody Carey    34
Cuog    34
T. Hoffman    34
Jay H 237    33
Dlavery    30
Dave Scheck    29
Goober!!!    26
Andrew Blair    25
Greg Needel    23
Rich Kressly    22
KelliV    21
KenWittlief    21
Michelle Celio    20
Joe Matt    19
“Big Mike”    18
Gary Dillard    17
Jgjedi10    17
Arefin Bari    16
Dorienne    16
Kyle A    16
Schnabel    16
Rohith Surampudi    13
EricH    12
Icurtis    12
Nehalita    12
Artdutra04    11
Raymaniac    11
Thegathering    11
BlondeNerd    10
Dylan    10
efoote868    9
Lil' Lavery    9
Dhoizner    8
Elgin Clock    8
Alex Cormier    7
anna~marie    7
Rick Tyler    6
Ewankoff    5
Imajie    5
Killerofkiller    5
Mister_Juggles    5
taylort    5
Tytus Gerrish    5
Conor Ryan    4
KarenH    4
1derboy    3
Bcahn836    3
Danielle H    3
EricRobodox    3
Eric W. Jones    3
Tkwetzel    3
Alex Burman    2
Astronouth7303    2
Budda648    2
Calhounian    2
Daniel Brim    2
Eric W. Jones    2
Freddy Schurr    2
Graduns340    2
JBotAlan    2
Jessica Boucher    2
LordTalps    2
Matt Krass    2
Mercury Rising    2
Ogre    2
robotcanuck1676    2
trilogism    2
Adam Richards    1
AndyB    1
AtalanteStar25    1
Beth Sweet    1
Brandon Martus    1
Daisy    1
Djalamose    1
huff_dragon    1
Miketwalker    1
Team1591    1
tony.dalia.195    1
Worldbringer    1
Xzvrw2    1