"Quotes" that were said during build season

[MattLi]

Some person(2): "We need to start building the ramp"
Me: "Noooo"
Some other person(1): The ramp can wait we have 5 weeks

Three weeks later

Me: Can we start building the ramp now
Person(1): I told you to get on that three weeks ago!!!

[Kiori]

Myself- *walks into robotics room* All hands on deck, man the Duct tape, load up the superglue, prepare for maintenance!

Friend- *bows* Anything else?

Myself- Bring me a Dr. Pepper!!!!

[underwood]

*cleaning spree*
alex: what is this stuff anyway.....
*reads*
alex: wtf? how do you get sinOMG?!?!?!

[royal_robotix]

this went around during our build session!

[synth3tk]

Dave: "Well, what about the other two robots?" In regards to lifting at the end of a match

Devin: "We could just use magic!"

Me: "Yeah, put the magic rods right there!"

[horoponhorr]

Mentor: (Talking about the chassis): "Every time we do what Joe says, we have to take everything off!"

[Ctrl Alt Delete]

Mech Team: "How much longer are you guys going to need the robot for?"
Controls: "Maybe an hour at the most."
(5 hours later)
Controls: "Give us another hour."

[Hiteak]

Me: (on a scale weighing 119.4) I'm FIRST legal!

[Zero-Bee]

"Programming weighs too much."

"If our robot was a Transformer, would it be an Autobot or Decepticon?"

[sheltie234]

David: "What's it smell like?"
Emily: "Pure seduction!"

...There was a bottle of lotion being passed around...

[Zero-Bee]

"I am convinced that Zach is too stupid to die."

[Jaime65]

this is a general Saturday morning conversation between a engineer and a student

“im going to work on the robot now” (engineer)
“then what”(student)
“im going to wash my hands” (engineer)
“then what”(student)
“im going to have a bagel” (engineer)
“then what”(student)
“im going to have another bagel” (engineer)
“then what”(student)
“im going to work on the robot” (engineer)
“then what”(student)
“im going to wash my hands” (engineer)
“then what” (student)
“im going to have a bagel” (engineer)

..... and so on

[UnderDark]

This happened just 5 minutes ago...

Mentor: "I need some calipers."
Kid wanders off and comes back with a c-clamp.
Kid: "These are actually called c-clamps."
Mentor: "I know, but I want calipers."

[Steven_585]

Professional Gracism

[raymaniac]

Today there were many comments when someone took the balls out of some of the mice and started playing with them...

I've got balls!
Stop playing with those balls!
Give the mice their balls back!
You can't take mine, I've got an optical mouse

You get the general idea